爱华网你听过的最大的谎言，真是太有才了，好搞笑。
1、Now the chief guest will say a “few” words.
1、下面，有请领导为我们讲几句话。
2、Windows is checking for a solution to the problem…”
2、XXX已经停止工作，Windows正在为您寻找解决方案。
3、9999999 games in 1
3、9999999合1
4、Ticking the checkbox which says, “I have read all terms and conditions.”
4、√我已经阅读并同意本协议的所有条款和条件。
5、”Last bite, I promise”
5、“来，最后一口，我保证”
6、“Your call is important to us.”
6、您的来电对我们十分重要，请耐心等候。
7、1. Teacher, I have done the homework, but I forgot my notebook at home.
7、老师，我昨天的作业做完了，但是忘带了。
8、NEWTON AND THE APPLE
8、牛顿与苹果树的故事
The story we heard:
我们听到的版本是：
You’ve probably heard of Isaac Newton. He’s pretty much the Jesus of physics. In the late 17th century, Newton practically fucking invented science. The discoveries we can thank him for include the laws of motion, the visible spectrum, the speed of sound, the law of cooling, and calculus. Yes, all of goddamn calculus. One wonders if anybody in history ever had a thought before Newton.
在18世纪，伊萨克·牛顿，一位谦虚的数学家和物理学家，坐在苹果树下，突然一个苹果从树上掉落砸在了他头上。换了一般人他们仅仅会想“哎哟我艹!”然后盯着树枝看几分钟，而浮现在牛顿脑海里的则是一整套万物运行的规律——万有引力定律。
真实版本：
Newton never mentioned the thing with the apple, and in fact it was another guy named John Conduitt who first told the story some 60 years after it supposedly happened. Even then, he was decisively vague about whether Newton actually saw an apple, or whether the apple is a metaphor that he used to illustrate the idea of gravity for people less intelligent than he was (read: everybody):
牛顿从来就没提过苹果，事实上是另外一个叫John Conduitt的家伙在60年前讲的这个故事。当时别人问他，“牛顿有没有看到苹果”，“苹果是不是他为了给那些不太聪明的人解释而做的一个比喻”，他都含糊其辞。
原文如下：
“Whilst he was musing in a garden it came into his thought that the power of gravity (which brought an apple from the tree to the ground) was not limited to a certain distance from the earth but that this power must extend much further.”
“那天他在花园里沉思，这个想法突然闯进了他的脑海：‘把苹果从树上拉下来的重力，它的作用不仅仅局限在一定范围内，应该是很远很远的距离。’”
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9、恭喜!!!您是我们网站的第100000位来访者，点击这里!!!
10、”I don’t judge a person by their looks.”
10、我才不会以貌取人呢。
