爱华网Q: Where does afternoon come before morning in the world ?
A: In the dictionary.
Q: Why don't you take the bus home?
A: Because my home is not that big.
Q: Why is the letter E so important?
A: Because it's the beginning of everything!
Q: Why are the letter G and letter S in "gloves" close to each other?
A: Because there is love between them!
Q: What letter is an animal?
A: It's the letter B!
Q: What letter is a question?
A: It's the letter Y.
Q: How do you feel today?
A: With my hands, of course!
第二组:Q: How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?
A: Take a longer rope and compare with it!
Q: What can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely poor grades?
A: He didn't cheat!
Q: What does everybody do at the same time?
A: Grow old!
Q: What resembles half a pie?
A: The other half!
Q: Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?
A: Santa Claus.
Q: When do people have two mouths?
A: When there's two of them.
Q: Why do lions eat raw meat?
A: They don't know how to cook.
第三组:Q: How many sides does a circle have?
A: Two. The inside and the outside!
Q: What animal can jump as high as a tree?
A: All animals, for trees can't jump!
Q: How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest?
A: Sleep at night!
Q: If you throw a hat into the Red Sea, what will it become?
A: Wet!
Q: The injured dog had some difficulty going home. Every step he took, he slipped back two. However, he still managed to get home. How did he do it?
A: He walked in the other direction!
Q: What falls often but never gets hurt?
A: Snowflakes!
Q: How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his woman's disguise?
A: He passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window!
第四组:Q: Where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from?
A: From a hen!
Q: A man fell off a 1,000-step stair and was not hurt. Why?
A: He fell off the last step!
Q: Why do giraffes have long neck?
A: Because their heads are far from their bodies!
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