爱华网英语笑话幽默话语分析的理论不断推陈出新,但是对于把英语作为外语学习的中国读者而言,文化因素在解读幽默的过程中扮演着更加重要的角色。下面是小编带来的关于最好笑的英语笑话，欢迎阅读!
关于最好笑的英语笑话篇一
我以为你在叫下一个学生
A teacher was asking a student a lot of questions，but the student could not answer any of them. The teacher then decided to ask him some very easy questions so that he could get a few right. "What was Bunker Hill”she said.
老师问了一个学生很多问题，但是这个学生却一个问题也回答不出来。于是老师决定提问他一些简单的问题，好让他回答对几个。“邦克山是怎么回事?”她说。
The student thought for some time and then answered，"An airport?”
学生想了一会儿，然后回答:“是飞机场吧?”
“No，it was a battle.”the teacher said. She was getting a little angry now, but she was trying not to show it. Then she asked，"Who was the first President of the United States?”
“不对，它是一次战役的发生地。”老师说。此刻，她有些生气了，但是她竭力不表现出来，随后，她又问:“谁是美国的第一任总统?”
The student thought for a long time，but did not say anything. Then the teacher got very angry and shouted."George Washington s”Thestudent got up and began to walk towards his seat.
学生想了很久，但还是回答不出来。老师气极了，大吼一声:“乔治·华盛顿i”这个学生站了起来，朝着自己的座位走去。
"Come backs”the teacher said，“I did not tell you to go.”
“回来!”老师说，“我还没有让你走。”
"Oh，I am sorry.”the student said，“I thought you called the next student.”
“噢，对不起，”学生说，“我以为你在叫一个学生。”
关于最好笑的英语笑话篇二
Einstein and His Chauffeur
爱因斯坦和他的司机
Einstein was on his way to another lecture, and he felt exhausted. His chauffeur offered an idea. "Hey, Sir, I've heard your speech many times, 1 bet I could deliver it and give you the night off."
爱因斯坦在去另一个讲座的路上，倍感疲倦，他的司机出了个主意:“嗨，先生，您的讲座我已经听过许多次了。我打赌我能作这个讲座，计您休息一个晚上。”
"Sounds great,"the scientist said.
“那太好了。”科学家说。
When they got to the auditorium, Einstein put on the chauffeur's hat and settled in the back row. The chauffeur walked to the lectern and delivered the speech. Afterward he asked if there were any questions.
到了礼堂，爱因斯坦戴上了司机的帽子，坐在了后排。而司机走上讲台，开始讲演。讲演结束后，他问听众是否有什么问题。
One professor said "Yes". Then he launched into a highly technical question.
一个教授说有，并提出了一个高深的学术问题。
The chauffeur was panic-stricken for a moment but quickly recovered. "That's an easy one,”he replied, "so easy, I'm going to let my chauffeur answer it."
司机一时被问懵了，但很快就镇定下来。“这很容易，”他说，“太容易了，我要让我的司机来回答。”
关于最好笑的英语笑话篇三
调位
The assistant curator of the museum came to the head curator with a couple of problems.”Sir, the mummy is damp and getting moldy, and the white mouse in the maze exhibit has developed dry skin.”
博物馆馆长助理找到馆长反映了一个问题:“先生，木乃伊现已受潮开始发霉了，但在迷宫中展览的小白鼠的皮肤变得越来越干澡。”
The head, curator thought a minute，then advised, "Put your mummy where your mouse is.”
馆长听后，想了一会儿，说:“把木乃伊放到白鼠那儿去吧。”
