爱华网A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"
The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bit."
The woman tries to pet the dog and the dog bites her.
"Ouch!" She says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!"
The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog!"
那不是我的狗
一个妇人走进一家宠物店，看见一只很可爱的小狗。她问店主："你的狗咬人吗?"
店主说："不，我的狗不咬人。"
于是这个妇人试着抚摸小狗，可是小狗却咬了她。
"哎哟!"妇人说，"我想你刚才还说你的狗不咬人。"
店主人回答说："那不是我的狗。"
My "Clever" DogBobby is my dog. I love him. He can roll on the floor. He can play balls with me. He can look after my house when I am out. Bobby is very clever. But sometimes he isn't.
One day Bobby runs away. He is out for three days. After he comes back, I tie him to a tree and give him some food. Bobby begins to eat. But then he stops. He sees a fox. The fox is looking at his food. Bobby barks and barks. He wants to catch the fox. But he can't. The fox runs round the tree. Bobby runs after the fox. So the rope goes ground the tree. Of course Bobby can't run. The doc can eat the food. Quickly she eats up the food and runs away.
我"聪明"的狗
巴比是我的狗。我很爱他。他会在地板上打滚。他会和我玩球。他能在外出的时候帮我看家。巴比很聪明，可是有些时候他也不聪明。
一天，巴比跑了出去，3天没回家。他回来后，我把他拴在一棵树上，给他一些食物。巴比吃着食物，但是又停了下来。他看见一只狐狸。这只狐狸正盯着他的食物。巴比朝狐狸一个劲地叫。他想抓住狐狸。但是他办不到。狐狸喀什绕着树跑，巴比就追着它跑。于是绳子就绕在了数上。当然巴比就跑不开了。那只狐狸跑去吃他的食物。很快就吃光了所有食物，而后跑走了。
Lord Ye's Love of the DragonThere is a young man, Lord Ye. He likes dragons vey much. He draws many dragons in his house. The house becomes a world of dragon.
A red dragon hears of Lord Ye, and is deeply moved. He wants to visit Lord Ye and makes a friend with him.
"Hi, Mr. Ye! Nice to meet you," the real dragon comes to visit Mr. Ye runs away as fast he can. "Oh, my God! Help! Help!" he runs and shouts."
叶公好龙
有个年轻人，姓叶，非常喜欢龙.他在屋里里面了许多许多龙。这屋子都快成了龙的世界。
一龙真龙听说了叶公的事，很受感动，就想去拜访叶公，和他交个朋友。
"嘿。叶先生!很高兴见到你。"这条真龙拜访叶先生了。可是叶先生飞快地逃了。忒边跑边喊："啊，我的天啊!救命!救命!"
