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有关于英语笑话带翻译：Big Head
儿子的大脑袋
"All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "They say I have a big head."
“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑，”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”
"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted him, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop cryingand go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."
“别听他们的，”他妈妈安慰说：“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了，别哭了，去商店买10磅土豆来。”
"Where's the shopping bag?"
“购物袋在哪?”
"I haven't got one, use your hat."
“我没有购物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”
有关于英语笑话带翻译：Good wishes
良好的心愿
One day a boy came to his teacher and said: Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast pig.Icertainly do, said the teacher, and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me.Dayspassed, and nothing more was said about the roast pig.
一天有个男孩去对他老师说：老师，我爸想知道你是不是爱吃烤猪肉。当然啰，老师说，去告诉你父亲，多谢他想着我。好几天过去了，再没提起烤猪肉的事儿。
Finally the teacher said to the boy: I thought your father was going to send me over someroast pig.Yes, said the boy, he did intend to, but the pig got well.
最后老师对男孩说：我以为你父亲要给我送点烤猪肉来呢。是啊，孩子说，他是这么想的，可后来猪又没病了。
有关于英语笑话带翻译：睡觉是浪费还是节约
Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wastingtime?
父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗?
Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?
杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢，是不是?
有关于英语笑话带翻译：The formula for water
Teacher: What the chemical formula for water is the?
老师：水的分子式是什么?
Blonde: HIJKLMNO!!
花瓶：HIJKLMNO!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
老师：你在说什么?
Blonde: Yesterday you said its H to O!
花瓶：昨天你不是说H to O吗?
