爱华网I knew I would not need my youporn tonight
We go to her place and we fooled around
We throw all our clothes to the ground
We begin as she turns out the lights
I start but feel something so very extra tight
I hear her cry and I see her frown
I look at the condom it is all brown
Last night I stuck it in the wrong hole
I’m so sorry from the bottom of my soul
Cause I stuck it in the wrong hole
Try some preparation H it’ll make you feel better
In my defense those holes are so close together
Oh baby baby don’t feel defiled
It’s a common accident during doggy ｓｔｙｌｅ
It was so dark I couldn’t see so good
I had no idea where I put my wood
I want to make things better want to make it alright
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me allnight ( I’d rather if she didn’t)
Last night I stuck it in the wrong hole
I’m so sorry from the bottom of my soul
I never ever want to make you feel hurting
I guess that’s why God made that hole not for inserting
Tell me how you feel baby please don’t pause
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ
Maybe take some advit your pain it will fix
From the way you are walking you can compete in the specialolympics
If this was Alabama we would be on trial
That’s how my mom took my temperature when I was a child
I’ve got a confession and I think you wont mind
I kinda liked when you put it in my behind
I don’t know baby I’m no Sodomite
Can’t we just try it again tonight?
Alright!
Every night I stick it in the wrong hole
It’s so much fun and we don’t need no birth control
When we stick it in the wrong hole.
I stuck in your ass.
歌词解释：
wood=阴*茎(俚语)
strap=带子，暗喻假阳具
HBO showOZ=美剧，其中有关于监狱的剧情：沐浴间中某个罪犯的肥皂滑落在地面上，意味着他要被鸡奸。
Alabama=阿拉巴马州。歌词中这段对阿拉巴马州的“点名调侃”，是在取笑这个州曾经臭名昭著的“鸡奸法”。
在2003年鸡奸法废止之前，在阿拉巴马州，勿论性别，勿论是否是同性恋还是异性恋，只要存在“肛*交”行为，一经发现就要缴纳2000美元/年罚款。
2003年6月26日，美国最高法院以6:3的表决否决了得克萨斯州的同性鸡奸法（劳伦斯控告得克萨斯州案件）。判决表示私人的性行为受到自由权利的保护，这个自由权利是由美国宪法所赋予的，鸡奸法在美国全国各州被宣告违宪，无效。
在MV的最后一节，男主角被他的女友告知：实际上她并不反感他“误入菊花”，她甚至很喜爱“肛*交”，而男主角的种种担忧只不过是庸人自扰罢了。水落石出，真相大白，两个人终于可以继续他们没羞没臊的性福生活了……
关于“肛*交”，总是有很多人抱着种种偏见——实际上，许多读书少的异性恋认为同性恋“恶心”，往往都是先去设想“肛*交”的场景——尽管在性生活中，或许他们自己并不排斥“肛*交”，但是在观念上却仍然无法正视它，无法将“肛*交”视作一种正常，普通的性行为模式。
关于“肛*交”,各种方法，各种技巧，不仅适用于男同志们，也适用于那些热衷于“肛*交”的异性恋伴侣们。不过，传授技巧很容易，改变大家的错误观念则很难。今天，我要给大家推荐一部关于“肛*交”的音乐MV——《Stuckin the wrong hole》（误入菊花），希望可以帮助大家，从正确的角度看待这种独特的性行为方式。
《Stuck in the wrong hole》（中文意译：误入菊花）是一首美国流行歌曲，由DJLubel主唱。歌词内容是男主角与女友约会亲密时，因“ 插错洞口”引起女性不快而感到悔疚。
