爱华网把《中国话》翻译了一下，真逗！
歌手：S.H.E 专辑：play
曲:郑楠词:郑楠 施人诚
扁担宽板凳长
扁担想绑在板凳上
扁担宽板凳长
扁担想绑在板凳上
伦敦玛莉莲买了件旗袍送妈妈
莫斯科的夫司基爱上牛肉面疙瘩
各种颜色的皮肤各种颜色的头发
嘴里念的说的开始流行中国话
多少年我们苦练英文发音和文法
这几年换他们卷著舌头学平上去入的变化
平平仄仄平平仄(仄仄平平仄仄平)
好聪明的中国人好优美的中国话
扁担宽板凳长
扁担想绑在板凳上
板凳不让扁担绑在板凳上
扁担偏要绑在板凳上
板凳偏偏不让扁担绑在那板凳上
到底扁担宽还是板凳长
哥哥弟弟坡前坐
坡上卧著一只鹅
坡下流著一条河
哥哥说宽宽的河
弟弟说白白的鹅
鹅要过河河要渡鹅
不知是那鹅过河
还是河渡鹅
全世界都在学中国话
孔夫子的话越来越国际化
全世界都在讲中国话
我们说的话让世界都认真听话
纽约苏珊娜开了间禅风lounge bar
柏林来的沃夫冈拿胡琴配著电吉他
各种颜色的皮肤各种颜色的头发
嘴里念的说的开始流行中国话
多少年我们苦练英文发音和文法
这几年换他们卷著舌头学平上去入的变化
平平仄仄平平仄(仄仄平平仄仄平)
好聪明的中国人好优美的中国话
有个小孩叫小杜
上街打醋又买布
买了布打了醋
回头看见鹰抓兔
放下布搁下醋
上前去追鹰和兔
飞了鹰跑了兔
洒了醋湿了布
嘴说腿腿说嘴
嘴说腿爱跑腿
腿说嘴爱卖嘴
光动嘴不动腿
光动腿不动嘴
不如不长腿和嘴
到底是那嘴说腿还是腿说嘴
全世界都在学中国话
孔夫子的话越来越国际化
全世界都在讲中国话
我们说的话让世界都认真听话
全世界都在学中国话
孔夫子的话越来越国际化
全世界都在讲中国话
我们说的话让世界都认真听话
Shoulderpole is wide while wooden stool is short
Shoulder pole wants to be bounded to wooden stool
Shoulder pole is wide while wooden stool is short
Shoulder pole wants to be bounded to wooden stool
Marilyn from London bought a cheong-sam as a gift to hermom
Fersige From Moscow falls in love with beef noodle
Different color of skin different color of hair
What they read what they say Chinese is becoming popular
We practise English pronunciations and grams for years
They roll their tongues to learn the changes of Chinese tones
Pingping zeze pingping ze Zeze pingping zezeping
How wise Chinese are how beautiful Chinese is
Shoulder pole is wide while wooden stool is short
Shoulder pole wants to be bounded to wooden stool
Wooden stool doesn’t want shoulder pole to be bounded on it
Shoulder pole insist on being bounded on wooden stool
Wooden stool especially doesn’t want shoulder pole to be boundedon it
Whether shoulder pole is wide or wooden stool is long
Brothers are sitting on a slop
Above the slop lies a goose
Below the slop flows a river
Older brother says the wide river
Younger brother says white goose
The Goose wants to cross the river while the river wants to carrygoose
Whether the goose is crossing the river
Or the river is carrying the goose
All the world islearning Chinese
Confucian is more and more internationalized
All the world is speaking Chinese
What we say let all the world listen carefully
Susanfrom New York opens a lounge bar with Buddhist style
Wolfken from Berlin play Erhu with electronic guitar
Different skins different hairs
What they read what they say Chinese is becoming popular
We practise English pronunciations and grams for years
They roll their tongues to learn the changes of Chinese tones
Pingping zeze pingping ze Zeze pingping zezeping
How wise Chinese are how beautiful Chinese is
Achild named Xiaodu
Wentto shopping for vinegar and cloth
Bought cloth bought vinegar
Suddenly saw hawk is preying on rabbit
Dropped cloth dropped vinegar
Wentto catch hawk and rabbit
Lost hawk and rabbit
Spilled vinegar wet cloth
Mouth blamed on legs legs blamed on mouth
Mouth blamed legs for liking moving
Legs blamed mouth for liking speaking
Just speaking without moving
Just moving without speaking
It would be better being without legs and mouth
Whether mouth blamed on legs or legs blamed on mouth
All the world islearning Chinese
Confucian is more and more internationalized
All the world is speaking Chinese
What Chinese say let all the world listen to carefully
All the world is learning Chinese
Confucian is more and more internationalized
All the world is speaking Chinese
