爱华网[复仇者联盟]台词句句都搞笑（TheAvengers）车厘子编译
Steve Rogers: Is everything a joke toyou?Tony Stark: Funny things are.美国队长：对你而言，一切都那么可笑吗？钢铁侠：好笑的就可笑。
Steve Rogers: Stark, we need a plan ofattack!Tony Stark: I have a plan: attack!美国队长：史塔克，我们需要一个攻击计划！钢铁侠：我的计划就是攻击！
Bruce Banner: That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You cansmell crazy on him.Thor: Have a care how you speak! Loki is beyond reason, but heis of Asgard and he is my brother!Natasha Romanoff: He killed eighty people intwo days.Thor: He's adopted.绿巨人：那家伙脑子不清白，疯疯癫癫滴。雷神：你说话客气点！洛基是有点无理取闹，可他毕竟是阿斯加尔德人，是我弟弟！黑寡妇：他两天就害了80条命。雷神：他是捡的。
Steve Rogers: What's the matter, scared of a littlelightning?Loki: I'm not overly fond of whatfollows...美国队长：肿么，居然怕闪电？洛基：我只是不喜欢闪电后面跟着的东西。
Tony Stark: Following's not really mystyle.Steve Rogers: And you're all about style, aren'tyou?钢铁侠：听命行事不是偶的风格。美国队长：你不风格会死么？
Steve Rogers: Big man in a suit of armour. Take that off, whatar--e you?Tony Stark: Genius, billionaire, playboy,philanthropist.美国队长：不就有一身铁皮盔甲么？脱了它，你还有什么？钢铁侠：有才，高富帅，花心萝卜，大善人。
Stan Lee: Superheroes? In New York? Give me abreak!斯坦?李：超级英雄？在纽约？得了吧！
Nick Fury: Having trouble sleeping?Steve Rogers: I've been asleep for 70 years. I think I've hadenough rest.独眼侠：睡不着么？美国队长：我已经睡了70年。我想我应该睡够了。
Natasha Romanoff: [watching the aliens come toward them] Thisis just like Budapest all over again.Clint Barton: You and I remember Budapest verydifferently.黑寡妇：这简直是又一场布达佩斯之战。鹰眼侠：你我记忆中的布达佩斯可是完全不同滴。
Thor: I have unfinished business withLoki.Clint Barton: Yeah? Get in line.雷神：我跟洛基还有恩怨未了。鹰眼侠：是吗？后面排队去！
Tony Stark: You should come by Stark Tower sometime. Top 10floors all R&D, you'd love it... it'scandyland.
Bruce Banner: Thanks, but the last time I was in New York I kind ofbroke... Harlem.
钢铁侠：你该是不是来来史塔克大楼。最上面十层楼全都是研发部门的，你一定会喜欢。那里简直是糖果乐园。
绿巨人：谢了。不过我上次在纽约时差点毁了整个哈勒姆地区。
Thor: Where is the Tesseract?
Loki: [laughs] I missed you too.
雷神：魔方在哪儿？
洛基：我也想你。
Tony Stark: [to Steve Rogers] I'm not afraid to hit an oldman.
钢铁侠：我可不怕打老人。
