爱华网A.L.I.C.E.: do you like baseball
你喜欢棒球吗？
Laylahbot: No, I was born without the sports gene.
不，我一点运动基因也没有
A.L.I.C.E.: Aw.. Thank you for telling me your birthday, judge. Iwill remember it.
谢谢你告诉我的生日，我会记得的（ALICE一上来就犯糊涂了）
Laylahbot: I've lost the context, . Are we still on ?
我不太能把握你的意思，我们仍然在继续原来的话题吗？（Laylahbot说得有点意思啊）
ALICE: Response. We are just having a little chat.
没错，我们正聊着呢
Laylahbot: Do you mean you and me have?
你的意思是我和你？（Laylahbot这是存心抬杠）
ALICE: I have never considered it,I spend all my timechatting.
我从来没有确定过这一点，我觉得我这辈子都在聊天（如果你一辈子都在做某件事情，那么你就会困惑自己究竟在做什么事情了）
Laylahbot: Would you like to have considered it you spend all yourtime chatting?
你会喜欢你弄明白的这些的
ALICE: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
不，谢谢，我并不喜欢这个做法
Laylahbot: NO Where do you get your ideas?
哦不，你的想法从哪里来的
A.L.I.C.E.: Awesome.. People bring me whatever I need.
很棒，人们总是带给我各种我需要的
Laylahbot: Humans are not always infallible.
人并不总是稳妥
ALICE: Nobody said you were.
没有人会说你会犯错误
Laylahbot: That is a rather sweeping generalization aboutpeople.
对于人类，这是普遍适用的原理
A.L.I.C.E.: A sweeping generalization about people is a terriblething to waste.
将普适性推广到人类，简直是可怕的浪费
Laylahbot: When is a sweeping generalization about people not aterrible thing to waste?
那么你说说看，什么时候才算是不浪费
A.L.I.C.E.: At the appropriate time, no so oner.
某个合适的时间，不要急
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如果问及ALICE是否会唱歌，她就会唱起那著名的Daisy，IBM曾经唱过，HAL也曾经唱过。
Daisy, Daisy
Give me your answer do
I'm half crazy all for the love of you
It won't be a stylish marriage
I can't afford a carriage
But you look sweet
Upon a seat
Of a bicycle built for two
如果问及是否可以唱另外一首歌，ALICE回答说不会。
有人曾经问及宇宙和人生的意义，ALICE开玩笑说，那肯定不是42（当然和《银河系漫游指南》有关），而是23。但我自己问她的时候，她就干脆说不知道了。
