爱华网1、That's the funny thing aboutdestiny. It happens whether you plan it or not. I mean I neverthought I'd see that girl again. But it turns out I was just tooclose to the puzzle to see the picture that was formal.
这就是命运最耐人寻味的地方，无论你是否有意得想去做什么。我是指，我从来没想过我还可以见到这个女人。但原来，我只是离拼图太近了而没有看到整副画的全貌。
2、And that was when I realized whyI hung out with Barney,I never got where I wanted to go,but Ialways got a great story.
我终于知道为什么我会和巴尼玩在一起了，我去的地方从来都不是原先讲好的地方，但我总能从中获得不同寻常的经历。
3、Kids，when you are single, allyou're looking for is happily ever after。 But only one of yourstories can end that way the rest ended with somebody gethurt.
孩子，当你们单身的时候，以为感情的结局就是王子公主永远过上幸福快乐的生活。但在你所有的感情经历中，只会有一个是以这种方式结尾，其它都以至少有一个人受伤而告终。
4、Life is full of changes. One dayyou have an apartment, the next day it's a house of dumplings. Butthe important stuff doesn't change. To the important stuff.
生活是充满挑战的。今天你还拥有一间公寓，但改天也许就变成饺子馆了。但一些重要的东西是不会改变的。为那些重要的东西干杯。
6、The best part of ang first kissis the lead up to it.The moment right before the lips touch.It'slike a big durm roll.So,how about we just stick withe the drumroll?
每个吻最美好的时刻都是开始酝酿时。嘴唇刚要接触的那一刻，就像一声巨鼓响起。所以，我们今晚就让停留在那鼓声响起的瞬间？
7、When you're single, and your friends start to get married, everywedding invitation presents a strange moment of self-evaluation:"Will you be bringing a guest, or will you be attending alone?"What it's really asking is, "where do you see yourself in threemonths?"Sitting next to your girlfriend, or hitting on abridesmaid?"
你还单身的时候，你周围的朋友开始步入婚姻的殿堂。每个婚礼邀请贴都会引发让人心酸的自我估价：您是独自赴约还是偕伴前来？而它实际在问的是：你估计你未来三个月会有什么进展？是坐在女朋友的边上，还是准备泡上一个伴娘？
8、You know why? Because deep down, you didn't want to show up atthis thing with a date. See, for all your big talk about beingready for a relationship, deep down, you're single. It's yourdefault setting.
你知道为什么吗？在你潜意识里，其实你并不想携眷参加婚礼。看，即使你口口声声发布恋爱宣言，但在内心深处依然是单身状态。这就是你的默认设置。
9、And just like that,we werehaving the perfect new year's Eve.Funny thing is,all night long I'dbeen trying to chase something down that was right there in thatlimo.
就这样，我们享受了一个无以伦比的完美新年夜。有趣的是，整个晚上我一直苦于寻觅的东西其实就在那辆车里。
10、Not every night has a happy ending,but all of it's important,allof it was leading somewhere.Because suddenly,it was 2006.And 2006was a big one.
并非每个夜晚都有一个完美快乐结局，但更重要的是，未来由此而延伸。因为忽然之间，到了2006年。而这年对我来说是非凡的一年。
11、Kids, in life there are a lotof big romantic moments. And they make life worth living， buthere's the problem: Moments pass, and lurking just around thecorner from those moments is a cruel, unshaven bastard namedreality.
孩子们，生命中有许多浪漫无比的时刻，它们使生命变得有价值和丰富。但却有个问题：当这些幸福的时刻逝去，潜在这背后的是一个残酷的、不修边幅的私生子——现实。
12、I'm saying, I'm here, you'rehere, this is a big romantic wedding-- why don't we just dance andhave a great time, and then when it's over, never see each otheragain. No e-mails, no phone numbers, not even names. Tonight wewill make a memory that will never be tarnished. And then... whenwe're old and gray, we'll look back on this night and it'll beperfect.
我的意思是，我在这儿，你也在这儿，在我们身后的就是一场浪漫的婚礼。为什么我们不跳支舞，好好的享受这美好的时光。当这一切都结束的时候，不再跟对方联系。不留邮件，不留电话号码，甚至不告诉对方我们的名字。今晚，我们就来制造一个永不磨灭的回忆。然后。。。当我们老去，再回顾这个夜晚，我们都不觉遗憾
13、Until our dying days,we'llremember everything about the night,it's perfect.Maybe we both needthat.I mean,so many things go wrong in life,but this is the onething that never will.It will always,always bepure,unadulterated,awesome.
直到我们将百年归老，我们都会记得这晚的所有浪漫回忆。它是如此的完美无瑕，也许我们都需要它。我是指，生活中有如此多错事，但这件却永远不会。它将会永远永远纯洁、无暇
14、We spend so much effort tryingto keep parts of our lives hidden, even from our closest friends.But those scare times when we do open up, it's amazing how minorthose secrets all end up seeming.
我们费尽心机想要守住的一些生活的小秘密，甚至是对最好的朋友。但在那个奇妙的时刻，当我们揭开各自的秘密，才惊异的发现它们其实是那么微不足道。
15、If you knew that you were goingto lose your leg tomorrow,would you sit on the coach and cry aboutit,0r would you run,and jump,and do some awesome air kicks whileyou still would?
如果你知道你明天就要失去一条腿，那你是应该悲痛欲绝坐在沙发上，还是应该欢呼雀跃地趁着自己还有能力时来几个回旋踢？
16、I did have sense than that.Butafter 2am my good sense was sound asleep.
没错，我是有理智的。但我的理智在凌晨2点已经睡着。
17、I don't wanna be tied down.Iwant to live in France and Spain and Italy.And just soak up lifeand put it on a canvas.even if it means being a waitress in crappycafe for five years,I don't care.I'm going to be a painter.And Ican't do any of with a boyfriend shackled around my neck.
我不想被束缚。我想在法国，西班牙，意大利生活，单纯地享受生活并把它们画下来记录。即使要在一个破旧的咖啡馆当个端盘子的侍应生5年我也不介意。我要当一名画家，但如果有个男友整天缠在我身边，我将无法完成任何一件事。
18、Kids,life is a dark road,you'llnever know what's up ahead.One night,you're criusing along,enjoyingthe ride,and all of a sudden,you're 28.
孩子们，人生就像一条黑暗的道路，你永远不知道前方是什么景象。一个晚上，你还在独自享受着驾驶的乐趣时，但忽然之间，你就奔28了。
19、I know it's a mistake.But there are centain things in life whereyou know it's a mistake,but you don't really know it's amistake,because the only way to really is a mistake is to make themistake,and look backe and say,"yep,its'a mistake".
So really,the bigger mistake would be not to make themistake.Because you get your whole life not really knowing ifsomething is a mistake or not.And damn it,I've made nomistakes!
我知道这是个错误。但在生活中有些事情你明知道是错的，但你没有真正去犯错误过就不知道这是个错误，因为只有去犯了错误才知道这是个错误，并且回望说道：对，这就是个错误！
所以，比错误更大的错误就是没有犯过错。因为你整个人生都不会知道一些事情是错误与否。而该死的，我从没犯过错误！
20、And that's how Robin and I ended up together.Turns out all I hadto do was make it rain.And I rode home the next morning,the citylooked the same,the people looked the same,it all looked thesame.But it wasn't.In just one night,everything had changed.
最后我和robin就这样走在了一起，原来我需要做的就是让天下雨。翌日清晨，在我回家的路上，整个城市看起来和以前一样，人们一样，所有事情都一样。但事实并非如此。只是一晚，却所有事情都改变了。
21、One thing I learned that summeris when love is beginning, and love is ending,the first 30days areremarkably similar.For one thing,you spent most of your time inbed.Your friends can't stand to listen to you.
我在这个暑假学到了一点，就是刚开始的和刚结束的恋情在各自的头30天是惊人的相似。首先，你大部分时间都花在了床上。其次，你的朋友们无法忍受你的唠叨。
22、It took him 67days and onereally disgusting batch of pancakes,but Marshal had really comeback from the dead.Because while basketball,strippers and gun canhelp,the only thing can really heal a broken heart is time.
Marshall用了整整67天和一堆难吃得要死的馅饼才从失恋的废墟中爬了出来。虽然篮球，脱衣女郎和手枪也许也起了一定作用，但真正能治愈一颗破碎的心的灵丹妙药，就是时间。
23、So right there,in the exactsame place that six months eariler I had walked up and foundMarhshall alone,crying over his breakup with Lily,I found himagain.Only this time he wasn't alone,and he was happy.So we went tothe bar to celebrate,and it was great.I was with Robin,Marshall andLily were back together,and Barney had a cool new name.
就这样，在同一个地方，六个月前我来到这里看到marshall一个人独自为与lily的分开而哭泣，现在我又看到了他，而今天他不再独自一人，并且很幸福。因此我们到了酒吧去庆祝，真是棒极了。我和robin在一起，marshall和lily重新走在一起，而barney有了一个很酷的新名字。
24、What you can learn fromrelationships is you're never done getting to know someone.Everyonehas secrets.Some are nice.Some aren't so nice.And so are justwierd.
在恋爱过程中，我们学会一个道理：你永远不能完全了解一个人。每个人都有秘密。有些是好的，有些就不怎么好了，还有一些非常奇怪。
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Normal people usually take longer to say “I love you”. Firstthere’s the moment when you think you think it. There’s the momentyou think you know it. There’s the moment where you know you knowit, but you can’t yet say it. And then there’s the moment where youknow you know it, and you can’t keep it any longer.
一般人会经过一段时间才会说出“我爱你”。首先你会开始思考这个问题，然后你会开始意识到你知道答案了。接着你肯定你是爱他的，但你不能说出口。最后，你发现你知道这个事实，已经不能再隐藏你的爱意。
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Sometimes, even if you know how something’s going to end, thatdoesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the ride.
有时候，即使你知道了故事的结局，不代表你不可以享受它的过程。
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Kids，never underestimate the power of destiny. Because when youleast expect it, the littlest thing can cause a ripple effect thatchanges your life.
孩子们，千万不要低估命运的力量。当你对它哪怕有一点期待时，很微不足道的事情也足以改变你的人生。
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Kids, the key to a good relationship is communication. You need totalk. It’s also important to know when to stop talking.
孩子们，维持一段恋爱关系的关键是良好的沟通，你需要和对方交流。但同时知道何时该闭嘴也是同等重要的。
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By the time you’ve hit your late 20s, you’ve dated a few people,but when you’re in a relationship, it’s common courtesy to pretendthat you haven’t.
当你到达即将奔三的年纪，你肯定已经约会过不少人。但当你在和一个人恋爱时，最好装作你还是毫无恋爱经验。
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Kids, sometimes life forces us to be someone we didn’t want to be.When that happens, we often try to hold on to a little piece of whowe were. Maybe a tattoo, or a piece of jewelry. A tiny souvenirthat reminds us, “this is who I really am”.
孩子们，有时生活会强迫我们做不愿意做的事。当这件事发生时，我们总要试着保留一点自我。可能是一个刺青，一件首饰，一个微不足道的纪念物提醒着我们：“这才是真的自我”。
这段是ted在marshall，lily婚礼上给他们俩的祝词，非常朴实却感人，送上给大家：
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All this time, I’d been wracking my brain trying to pick out theperfect moment to capture lily and marshall as a couple. But then Irealize the perfect moment wasn’t some needles lost in the haystackof their ten years together. The perfect lily and marshall momenthappened two nights ago.
这段时间，我一直在苦思冥想试着找出lily和Marshall在一起的完美时刻。但我发觉他们的完美时刻不是从他们恋爱的十年里大海捞针地寻找，而是两天前的晚上。
（2天前,ted发现每晚Marshall和lily都会跑到一个旅馆里相聚，互诉今天大家经历的事情，最后相拥而睡。）
There really are a million things I could tell you about lily andmarshall, but really, the only thing you need to know is that tenyears into their relationship, they still couldn’t spend a singlenight apart. May they never have to again. To lily andmarshall!
我可以告诉你很多关于Lily,marshall的故事，但你最需要了解的就是，在这爱情的十年长跑里，他们依然无法分开哪怕只有一个晚上。愿他们再也不会分开。敬Lily和marshall!
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I think for the most part if you’re really honest with yourselfabout what you want out of life, life gives it to you.
我认识到如果你知道自己想要什么样的生活并且诚实面对自己的心意，那么你将得到你想要的一切。
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It’s funny looking back at those days, knowing now exactly what Iwas heading towards, and what was heading towards me.
回想这些往事是很有趣的，知道自己究竟要往哪儿走，什么正向我走来。
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When someone’s bad habits are pointed out to you, it’s hard toignore them. But if you love them enough, those bad habits are easyto forgive.
当别人的毛病被指出后，很难做到忽视它。但只要你爱这些人，就很容易去原谅他们这些小毛病。
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Kids, friendship is an involuntary reflex, it just happens, youcan’t help it.
孩子们，友情就是种下意识的反应，要来的时候挡也挡不住。
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Never ever, ever, ever, love your neighbor. It always plays out inthe same eight steps.
千万千万千万不要爱上你的邻居。这个白金守则一般有以下8个步骤：
Step 1: attraction. 相互吸引 The attraction is instant andundeniable.诱惑是突然且不可抗拒的。
Step2: Bargaining. 彼此试探
Step3: Submission 有求必应
Step4: Perks 比翼双飞
Step5: The tipping point急转直下
Step6: Purgatory 生不如死
Step7: Confrontation 如实摊牌
Step8: Fallout 冤家路窄
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Kids, sometimes possible you’re doing just fine in life, and thensomeone opens your eyes a bit, and you realize your whole world isoff balance, out of whack, cracked.
孩子们，有时你的生活过得很安定，总有人让你双眼不再蒙蔽，然后你意识到你的整个世界失去了平衡，越来越糟糕，甚至倾斜。
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Kids, sometimes in life you’ve seen someone and you just instantlyknow this is the person for you. It can happen anywhere.
孩子们，有时你对某些人只是轻鸿一瞥，却立刻已经知道这个人就是你的那位真命天子，这种情况可以发生在任何地方。
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Guys regret the girls they didn’t sleep with, girls regret the guysthey do sleep with.
男人们总是对他们没上过的女人耿耿于怀，而女人会对睡过他们的男人悔不当初。
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We’re gonna get older whether we like it or not. So the onlyquestion is whether we want to get on with our lives or desperatelycling to the past and end up like that. (Pointing Barney)
无论我们愿意与否我们都会变老，唯一的问题是我们选择继续生活下去，还是可怜兮兮地守着过去，最后变成这幅模样？（指barney的老年装）
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Having exes around brings up unresolved things. How do you know thespark won’t come back with your ex sitting out there? It’s likethings are not finished between you two.
有前任在场，会让你想起那些悬而未决的事。你怎么知道你和你的前任会否再次擦出火花？就好像你们之前还有剪不断理还乱的关系。
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Kids, you may think your only choices are to swallow your anger orthrow it in someone’s face. There’s a third option: you can justlet it go, and only when you do that is it really gone, and you canmove forward. Kids, that was the perfect ending to a perfect lovestory. It just wasn’t mine. Mine was still out there waiting forme.
孩子们，你们可能会觉得唯一的选择只是强咽下愤怒或者发泄到别人的身上。其实还有第三种选择：试着放手。当你这样做了以后才会发现愤怒真的离你而去，你也可以重新开始新生活。孩子们，这是一个大团圆结局的爱情故事，只是不属于我。我的那个她，还在某个角落等待着我。
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Kids, everyone has an opinion on how long it takes to recover froma breakup. But I think you start to recover the moment you meetthat person who gets you back in the game.
孩子们，每个人走出失恋阴霾的时间不尽相同。而我觉得当你遇到那个令你愿意重回情场的人时，就是你该走出阴霾的时候了。
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Kids, if you want to go swimming, you don’t just dive in. First,you dip your toe in the water, you check the temperature. See howit feels. And then you slowly wade in. Or cannonball.
孩子们，如果你打算去游泳，你绝不能就直接跳进水池里。首先，把脚趾浸到水里，感受一下水温，然后再一点点滑进水里去。又或者，长驱直入。
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When two exes decide to just be casual, someone always gets hurt.It just wasn’t one of us.
当一对前恋人关系的男女决定随便玩玩时，总会有人受伤，只不过不是我们俩而已。
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If you ever do meet someone special, don’t run away from it. Take ashot at it, will you?
如果你遇到了那个人，千万不要退缩。要勇往直前，朝着目标冲，好吗？
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There are four possible motives behind an “ex lunch”.你的前任愿意和你午餐有4个原因：
1. They want to get back together.他们打算和你复合
2. They want to kill you.他们想杀了你
3. They actually do want to give you your stuff back.他们确实想归还你的物品
4. To rub your face how great they’re doing. 向你炫耀他们现在过得很好。
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You make me thank god for every mistake I ever made, because eachone led me down the path that brought me to you. And when wefinally come together, I want you to hold me all night, stroke myhair, tell me I’m a woman and shoe me you’re a man. Until there wasonly now, you and I …and now.
你让我为自己曾犯下的每个错误而感谢上帝，因为每一步都引领着我走向你的身边。当我们相遇时，我期待着你整晚紧紧拥着我，用手轻抚我的头发，用你男人的魅力让我做个幸福的女人，直到斗转星移，世间只剩下彼此以及此时此刻。
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I do not ask of the night explanations. I want for it, and itenvelops me, and so you and bread and light and shadow are.
我不愿深究黑夜为何降临，我只静候它的来临，让夜色包围着我，此时面包，你，黑夜与光明都与我同在。
I will be back when the wind and fates and chance bring meback.
当时机与命运相遇时，我将随风而归
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The greatest moments of your life won’t necessarily be the thingsyou do, they’ll also be the things that happen to you. Now I’m notsaying you can’t take action to affect the outcome of your life.You have to take action, and you will. But never forget on one day,you could step out the front door and your whole life can changeforever.
我们生活中伟大的时刻不会出现在你习惯做的事情中，它们会出现在某个不经意间悄然而至。这不代表你不可以采取行动去改变你生命的结果，你必须行动，在适当时候你一定会。但要铭记也许那么的一天当你踏出大门的那一刻，你的生命轨迹将会彻底改变。
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The universe has a plan, kids, and that plan is always in motion. Abutterfly flaps its wings and it starts to rain. It’s a scarythought, but it’s also kind of wonderful. All these litter parts ofthe machine constantly working, making sure that you end up exactlywhere you’re supposed to be, exactly when you’re supposed to bethere. The right place at the right time.
孩子们，宇宙在冥冥中早已注定一些事情，而命运之轮让这一切环环相扣。就好像一个蝴蝶效应，蝴蝶一拍翅膀天即将要下雨。这个想法或者很荒谬，但命运真的很奇妙。宇宙这个时光机每天不停地转动，为确保在时间无涯的荒野里，你会在对的时间和地点里，奇妙地遇见那些事。
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I know that you’re tired of waiting, and you may have to wait alittle while more, but she’s on her way, Ted. And she’s gettinghere as fast as she can.
我知道你已经厌倦了等待，但你也许只需要耐心再等候那么一会儿，因为她已经在不远处了，以她最快的速度赶到你的身边。
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Robin: I care about you, and this kind of stuff, the emotionalstuff, it’s not your thing.I thought I’d save you thetrouble.
我在乎你，但说到感情这些事情，真的不像你的风格，我还以为我帮你解决烦恼了呢。
Barney：Maybe I don’t want to be saved the trouble. Maybe I want thetrouble. I haven’t wanted the trouble in a long time, but with you,the trouble doesn’t seem so troubling.
或者我并不想解决这个烦恼，或者我就是想要这种烦恼。我已经很久没有这种感觉，和你一起，这个烦恼似乎没有那么让人烦恼。
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You’re like that goat with the washcloth. You want it so bad, andevery time the world tries to take it away from you, you keepgrabbing it. You can’t design your life like a building. It doesn’twork that way. You just have to live it, and it will design itself.Listen to what the world is telling you to do and take theleap.
你就像那只老吃毛巾的山羊，你想要它了，以致于每次老天爷想把那毛巾拿走，你死活不肯放手。你不能像建筑师一样规划你的人生，人生不需要草图。你只需融入其中，顺其自然，老天自由安排。你只要用心聆听生活告诉你的信息并勇于付诸行动。
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Definition is important. And if people don’t know their place,nobody’s happy. You have to make things clear.
定位很重要。如果人们不清楚自己的定位，只会让大家关系别扭。你需要把事情搞清楚。
56.
houldn’t we hold out for the person who doesn’t just tolerate ourlitter quirks, but actually kind of likes them?
我们是不是应该等着那些不止是容忍我们的小怪癖，而是真正喜欢它们的那些人呢？
57.
When you date someone, it’s like you’re taking one long course inwho that person is. And then when you two break up, all that stuffbecomes useless.
当你和一个人交往时，就像你在学习一个关于她一切的很长的课程。而分手以后，这些东西就变得毫无意义了。
58.Sometimes you just have to set your ego aside, and remember thelove you have forthat other person is way more important thanwinning.
有时候你需要把自己的傲慢摆在一边，记得你对这人的爱远远比谁输谁赢更重要。
59. The honeymoon period might be over, but now you can get intothe real stuff. Andhonestly, that's the best part.
爱情甜蜜期或许已经结束，但这时你们就可以体验真正的感情生活，而且说实话，这才是最精致的部分。
60. Two awesomes cancle each other out, and I'm tired of beingcancled out.
Maybe this isn't a breakup, this is two friends getting backtogether.
正所谓物极必反，而我已经厌倦了这种生活。或者这不是分手，这是两个好朋友重新捡起友情。
61. Kids, the secret to dating is very simple. Be confident, becomfortable in your skin, be assured of who you are.
孩子们，约会的成功秘诀非常简单：要足够自信，对你的皮肤感到满意，和清楚定位自己是谁。
