记得益力多广告吗?-
“唔好饮吖,有菌咖”“活性乳酸菌吖嘛,有益咖”“你今日饮咗未吖?”-
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记得维他奶广告吗?-
“乜你咁削咖”“始终有益维他奶”“如果太多牛奶味,朱古力就冇订企,等到朱古力味道返返黎,d牛奶味又唔争气,啱味啱晒你”-
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记得粟一烧广告吗?-
“乜叹花洒咁它调吖”-
“喇,唔好搞人d嘢,喇,唔好踢,哎呀,就甘烧焦,又係烧粟米咁桥,一早知你係粟一烧”-
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记得卡乐B薯片广告吗?-
“食卡乐B薯片,千祈唔好问几点”-
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还有好多其他搞笑广告 :-
“CTI,杀价,杀到英美澳加,美国canada三毫八,澳洲英国thirty eight cents,go go let'sgo,CTI价更low,无低,杀价”-
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“毫七子~”“一分钟~”“毫七子~”“一分钟~”......-
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“月黑风高杀虫夜,黑旋风忍者为民除害,唔使用剑架,用黑旋风就得喇,黑旋风够晒威,黑旋风的确好使”-
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“唔好意思,我香港脚发作啊---用爱肤坚啦”-
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“想慢慢变黑又得,立刻变黑晒又得,得咗,美源发彩,冇得弹”-
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“打波先黎落雨,唔通连个天都唔钟意我?”-
“我哋听日再打过啦,听日一定会好天嘅!”-
“你点知今日会好天架?”-
“唔知架,希望在明天吖嘛!”-
“其实落雨又有乜好怕嚄~”-
“生命满希望,前路由我创!”-
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“头皮?No way!”(张德培)-
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“kinder出奇蛋,一次过满足你三个愿望”-
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“孤男寡女共处一室,女仔实有损失,好彩我早有准备,咁咪可以静d温书啰,饮清凉蒸馏水,先至係乖仔乖女”-
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“sunreiser红梅汁咁好味,唔好俾d小朋友见到啊,红梅婆婆呢?”-
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“我哋嘅目标係,冇蛀牙!”-
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“我觉得呢个人相当有嫌疑;一转身射左个三分波;糖呢就两茶匙,加d橙皮添”“唔係个个节目都啱小朋友自已收睇”-
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“地球叔叔病咗啊,保护环境,救救地球”-
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