爱华网Sheldon, it's not a great time!
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你有啥事
What do you want?
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我也跟你"问声好"啊
Hello to you, too.
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抱歉 但这事很重要
I'm sorry, but this is important.
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什么事
What is it?
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《回到未来》是一个美国科幻电影系列 共有三部
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《回到未来》第二部光盘被放到
Back to the Future II was
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《回到未来》第三部的盒子里了
in the Back to the Future III case...
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而《回到未来》第三部 你猜怎么着
and Back to the Future III was-- get this--
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被放在了第二部的盒子里了
in the Back to the Future II case.
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所以呢
So?
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所以是你干的吗
So, did you do that,
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还是我住的房子里有个入侵者
or am I in the house with an intruder?
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谢尔顿 我要先进船舱了
Sheldon, I got to go inside.
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外头风浪太大了
It's getting rough out here.
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你在闪避问题
You're dodging the question;
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我就知道是你干的
I knew it was you.
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那是什么声音
What was that?
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什么什么声音
What was what?
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信号不是太好
This isn't a very good connection,
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但感觉像海怪被释放出来了
but it sounded like someone just released a kraken.
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好了 我要挂电话了
Okay, I'm hanging up now.
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你知道世界上没有海...
You know there's no such thing as a...
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别啊
No...!
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佩妮 佩妮
Penny... Penny...
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佩妮
Penny...!
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怎么了
What's the matter?
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我刚刚有点担心
Um... well, I was worried
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你会很想念莱纳德
that you might be missing Leonard.
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然后会害你做恶梦
And that might be causing you to have bad dreams,
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就是那种睡前看了
like the kind you'd get if you watched
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《诸神之战》之类的电影会做的恶梦
Clash of the Titans right before you went to bed.
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电影《诸神之战》中 就有释放海怪的情节
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亲爱的 是不是你做恶梦了啦
Sweetie, did you have a bad dream?
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老实说 是的
To be honest, I did.
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《回到未来》第二部光盘
Back to the Future II was
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被放进第三部的盒子里
in the Back to the Future III case.
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莱纳德干的
Leonard did it.
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晚安
Good night.
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等等
No, wait.
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我是不是应该睡在这边
Perhaps I should sleep here
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这样你不会太想念莱纳德
so you don't miss Leonard as much,
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因为你现在就跟小孩一样楚楚可怜
uh, 'cause you're being kind of a baby about it.
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好好好 你待着会让我舒服很多
You know what? That would make me feel better.
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-谢谢你啊 -不用客气
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
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晚安
Good night.
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你应该会很高兴听到这事
I think you'd be pleased to hear
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今早我在停车场时
that this morning in the parking garage,
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看到地上有一滩汽油渍
I saw this oil stain on the ground
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形状就跟我前女友露西一模一样
that was shaped just like my ex-girlfriend, Lucy,
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但我心情完全没受影响
and I didn't get upset at all.
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我为你感到骄傲
I'm proud of you.
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应该的 她看起来真是美爆了
Well, you should be, 'cause she was looking good.
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我的老天爷啊 你是个天文学家
Dear Lord! You're an astronomer.
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虽然你也有着人世间的烦恼
Although you may have earthly woes,
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但你的脑子得想着天上繁星啊
get your mind back on the stars.
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就连低等生物屎壳郎
Gee, even the lowly dung beetle
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推粪的路线 都是以银河繁星作为指引
chooses to plot its course by using the Milky Way.
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真的吗
Is that true?
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我说的一切都是真的
Everything I say is true.
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当然啦 屎壳郎也喜欢
Now, of course, the dung beetle also enjoys
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食粪 住粪里
eating feces, living in feces
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然后把粪便做成球
and making little balls out of feces.
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自己选择
So pick and choose
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要学习它生活中的哪些部分吧
which aspects of its lifestyle you want to embrace.
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你现在都能正常跟女人说话了
Come on, you can talk to girls now.
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再认识个新妞不难吧
It shouldn't be hard for you to meet someone new.
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我怎么认识啊
How can I meet someone new
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我现在看哪都能联想到露西的脸
when everywhere I look, I see Lucy's face?
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你看这个鸡肉派的外皮
Tell me you don't see her smile
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你能否认没看到她那笑容吗
in the crust of this chicken pot pie.
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不许再犯傻了
Oh, will you stop it!
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听好了
Now, listen to me.
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今天晚上有一场博士后新生欢迎会
There's a welcome party for incoming post-docs tonight.
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去参加 然后认识个
Go to it and meet someone
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不是油渍或派做成的妹子
who isn't made of grease or pie.
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怎么 你老婆是真人你就觉得自己牛逼啦
You think you're so cool because your wife is a person?
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其实呢
Look,
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妮妮与艾米去参加神经科学大会了
Bernie's at a neuroscience conference with Amy--
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我陪你去吧
I'll go with you.
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-你愿意为我这么牺牲吗 -当然
- You would do that for me? - Of course.
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你是我朋友
You're my friend.
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我也想你开心起来
I want you to be happy.
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-谢了 -谢尔顿
- Thanks. - Oh, Sheldon,
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既然艾米也不在 你要一起来吗
since Amy's out of town, would you like to join us?
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我也想你开心
I want you to be happy, too,
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但还没想到愿意付出实际行动
but not enough to do anything about it.
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华仔别闹了
Howie, stop.
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我不能说那种"话"
I can't talk like that.
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艾米在旁边呢
Amy's right here.
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谢尔顿别闹了 我最后一次保证
Sheldon, stop. For the last time,
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我不会带着床虱回去的
I will not bring home bed bugs.
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酒店很好
The hotel's nice.
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有泳池 健身房
There's a pool, a gym--
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酒吧感觉也挺好玩的
the bar looks like fun.
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因为我检查过床了 没有床虱
Because I looked in the bed, and there are no bugs.
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我也爱你
Aw, I love you, too.
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如果你睡前没跟你说到话
If I don't talk to you before you go to sleep,
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那我们就梦乡里相会吧
I'll meet you in dreamland.
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晚安
Good night.
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不 我不会考虑套着衣服保护套睡的
No, I will not consider sleeping in my garment bag.
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佩妮 你好奇过 星际舰队战舰指挥官们...
Penny, did you ever wonder how Starfleet captains...
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没有
No.
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现在我已经激起了你的兴致
Well, now that I've piqued your interest,
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欢迎来到刺激的3D象棋世界吧
welcome to the exciting world of 3D chess.
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你为什么不老实说
Why don't you just admit
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你想玩这个游戏
you only want to play this game
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是因为你以前老跟莱纳德玩
because you always play it with Leonard
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你很想念他
and you miss him?
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你太高估了他对我生活的重要性
You overestimate his significance in my life.
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我会想念他用糖浆
Do I miss how he makes a face
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在我的松饼上画张脸吗
on my toaster waffle with syrup?
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不会
No.
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我会想念
Do I miss the way
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他把我卡住的夹克拉链修好的方式吗
he fixes the zipper on my jacket when it gets stuck?
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我想不会
I don't think so.
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我会想念我们
Do I miss how we say "good night"
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隔着卧室墙 用莫尔斯电报密码
to each other through the walls of our bedroom
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互道晚安的夜晚吗
using Morse code?
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好了 我懂了 我懂了
Okay, I get it, I get it.
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你是个没有感情的机器人
You are an emotionless robot.
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我尽量保持了
Well, I try.
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好啦 赶紧把这破游戏玩完吧
All right, let's just get this stupid game over with.
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-好的 我先走 -行
- Great. I'll go first. - Okay.
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对了 你懂拉链吗
By the way, how are you with zippers?
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怎么了
Why?
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我真的得去上厕所了
Well, I really need to go to the bathroom,
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可是这个拉链要整死我了
and this one's gone all cattywampus.
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你的水母神经网络研究
Wow, your work on jellyfish neural nets
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听起来蛮有意思的
sounds so interesting.
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的确
It is.
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你可以在学校伺服器上下到我的研究报告
You can download my paper off the university server.
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会的 你也可以在学校伺服器上
I will. You can download my paper
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下到我的范艾伦辐射带研究报告
on the Van Allen Belts from the university server as well.
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会的
I will.
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好的
All right.
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怎么样了
How'd it go?
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如果你喜欢无趣与论述事实
Well, if you like dry, factual statements
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外加各种蛋疼的无语时分的交谈
interspersed with painful moments of silence,
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那就绝对是爽歪歪了
it was bananas.
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看那边
Check it out.
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人力资源部的戴维斯女士也在
Mrs. Davis from Human Resources is here.
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估计是来盯着有没有性骚扰案件的
She's probably on the lookout for sexual harassment.
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漂亮
Oh, great.
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这下我被人性骚扰的机会也飞了
There go my chances of being sexually harassed.
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听说她老公泡了性感年轻女大生 甩了她
I heard her husband left her for a hot, young undergrad.
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的确是比那个老丑货好超多啊
That's so much better than the old, ugly ones.
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沃罗威茨先生
Mr. Wolowitz,
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库萨帕里博士
Dr. Koothrappali.
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戴维斯女士 你也好
Mrs. Davis, nice to see you.
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我最近刚阅读了一篇有关企鹅中
You know, I recently read a fascinating article
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也有雄性出轨情况的文章
on infidelity among penguins.
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好的
Okay.
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所以你老公离开你的这事
So if the fact that your husband left you
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可能让你觉得自己年老色衰 但请想想
makes you feel unattractive, just remember,
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连企鹅这么超可爱还会被雄性骗呢
penguins get cheated on, and they're adorable.
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我宁愿你不能跟女人说话
It was better when you couldn't talk to women.
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我打算去听听那场
I was thinking of going to the lecture
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后扣带回皮质损伤
on posterior cingulate cortex lesions
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对自传体记忆的形成课程
in the formation of autobiographical memory.
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大脑损伤是很有意思啊
Oh, brain lesions are fascinating.
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但如果是你的脑子 那就倒霉了
Unless they're yours, then they're a drag.
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敬科学进步一杯
To the advancement of science.
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也敬成就了这些的病人和死人
And to the sick and dying who make it possible.
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这真不错 佩妮在的时候
This is fun; we never really get to talk shop
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我们从没机会谈正事
with Penny around.
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到最后都是在谈男人的事
We usually just end up talking about boys.
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是也没关系啦 但偶尔能聊点
Which is fine, but it's nice to mix it up
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高智商的东西也不错
with a little intellectual conversation.
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吧台边的两位男士请的
From the two gentlemen at the bar.
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天啊 有男生请我们喝酒
Oh, my gosh, boys bought us drinks!
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男生请我们喝酒
Boys bought us drinks!
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谢谢 谢谢 太谢谢了
Thank you, thank you, thank you so much.
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-冷静 -冷静什么
- Be cool. - You be cool!
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他们不是为了泡佩妮 才来泡我们的呢
Guys are hitting on us, and not just to get to Penny.
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你说的有道理
You're right.
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谢谢啊
Thank you.
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坏棋啊
Bad move.
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真的吗 为什么
Really? Why?
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我的王后可以从下面吃掉你的车
My queen can now take your rook from below.
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也就表示我输了 对吧
So that means I lose, right?
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结束啦
It's over!
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如果我下这步才会
If I make this move...
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但我不会 因为我们玩得正开心呢
but I won't because we're having too much fun.
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好吧 先休息一下
Okay, let's take a break.
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我们家没酒了
We're all out of alcohol.
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我不是要去拿酒好吗
I wasn't going to get alcohol.
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天啊 我好想知道莱纳德现在在干嘛
Gosh, I wonder what Leonard's doing right now.
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我好想他
I miss him so much.
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你要是想
Well, if you'd like,
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我们可以打给他啊
we could call him.
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我是说 你可以打给他
I-I mean that you could call him.
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我已经说过
As I've explained,
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我的朋友不在 对我完全没影响
the absence of my friends does not cause me pain.
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就如同摇滚坏男孩 保罗·西蒙唱过的
As rock and roll bad boy, Paul Simon, once said,
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曾荣获多次格莱美奖的老牌美国歌手
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"我是一颗石头
"I am a rock.
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我是一座孤岛"
I am an I-I-I-island."
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我打给他吧
I'm calling him.
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太棒了 记得开免提啊
Oh, goodie! Put him on speakerphone!
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女士们 抱歉
Excuse me, ladies,
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我的裤子在震动
but my pants are buzzing.
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北海 有何能为你海带[音似效劳]
North Sea, how can I "Kelp" You?
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莱纳德
Leonard?
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佩妮
Penny?
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是佩妮
Hey, it's Penny.
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大家跟佩妮问声好吧
Everybody say hi to Penny.
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你好 佩妮
Hi, Penny!
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听起来你玩得挺开心的嘛
Wow, it sounds like you're having a good time.
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这辈子最爽的时刻了
Best time of my life!
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现在不是你们那边的凌晨五点半吗
Isn't it 5:30 in the morning there?
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是吗
Is it?
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各位 现在都凌晨五点半啦
Hey, everybody, it's 5:30 in the morning!
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我们打给你
okay, well, we were just calling you
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是因为我们想你了
because we were missing you.
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-冰山 -等一下
- Iceberg! - Uh-oh, hang on.
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你们是不是遇到危险了
Are you in danger?
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不是啦 是喝酒游戏
No, it's a drinking game.
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每次我们看见冰山的时候 都会干一杯
Whenever we see an iceberg, we take a shot!
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冰山 冰山
Berg! Berg!
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冰山 冰山 冰山 冰山
Berg! Berg! Berg! Berg--
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莱纳德 莱纳德
Leonard, Leonard?
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真不敢相信我们居然想念那个混蛋
I cannot believe we were missing that jerk.
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是你而已
You were.
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什么情况 进展如何
So what happened? How'd it go?
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很好 我再次感谢他们
It's fine. I thanked them again
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并告诉他们我们名花有主了
and let them know we're not available.
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那就是说我不用为了这杯酒
So I can drink this without having
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牺牲色相吗
to give up the goodies?
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对 你就喝吧
Yes, it's all cool.
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不过如果你想跟他们说话
Although, if you wanted to talk to one of them,
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也没人会怪你的
no one would blame you.
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为什么没人会怪我
And why would no one blame me?
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我只是在随便乱说而已
I don't know what I'm saying.
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貌似你是在说
Well, it sounds like you're saying
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我可以找一个比谢尔顿更好的男友
that I could do better than Sheldon.
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天啊 这杯酒真够劲儿啊
Boy, these drinks are strong!
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妈呀 我今晚估计得抱着马桶吐了
Hoo, mama, I'm gonna be hug in the toilet tonight!
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告诉我
No, tell me,
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我想知道你那句话到底是什么意思
I want to know what you meant by that.
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我只是说你还没结婚
I just meant that you're not married
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而且你的男朋友有点...
and your boyfriend's kind of...
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"谢尔顿"
Sheldon.
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你的老公还很"霍华德"那型呢
And your husband is extremely Howard.
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你是啥意思呢
What's your point?
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抱歉 我没没啥意思
Sorry. I have no point.
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刚才是我犯傻乱说话了
That was a stupid thing to say.
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我们能不能既往不咎 回归原样呢
Can we please just go back to having a nice time?
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本来是可以 但遗憾的是
We could, but unfortunately my brain is lesion-free
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我的脑子没病
and I remember that rotten thing
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清楚的记得你说我小宝贝的坏话呢
you just said about my sweet baboo.
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别这样嘛 我道歉
Come on. I apologize.
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能不能别追究了
Can we please just let it go?
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-好吧 -谢谢
- Sure. - Thanks.
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你老公是个怪胎 他的衣着超级可笑
Your husband's weird and his clothes are ridiculous.
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真是气死我了
I can't believe it!
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这段时间我茶不思饭不想
All this time I've been doing nothing
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就光想着那个混蛋了
but sit around and miss that guy.
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你知道最糟糕的是什么吗
And you know what the worst part is?
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你得在没有伏特加酒的情况下
That you're having to process
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处理你痛苦的情绪
your emotional pain without vodka?
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才不是呢
No.
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好啦 被你说中了
Yes.
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但你知道第二糟糕的是什么吗
But you know what the second-worst part is?
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他一点都不想我
He does not miss me at all.
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让我来安慰你吧
Allow me to comfort you.
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至少你现在健康地活着
At least you've got your health.
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不是吧 就这样 这也叫安慰人呀
Really? Tha-That's it? That's comforting?
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一百年以后
Um, uh, in a hundred years,
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你俩都会死 这事不就无所谓了吗
you'll both be dead and it won't matter?
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去死吧 拜托
No! Come on!
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你应该说 "他当然想你啦"
You're supposed to say, "Of course he misses you.
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"他是在用狂欢来掩盖内心的忧伤"
The only reason he's partying is to cover up his pain."
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不 我一点都不这么觉得
Oh, no, I don't think that's true at all.
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这也太荒谬了
This is ridiculous.
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为什么我会因为他过得开心而郁闷呀
Why am I upset just because he's off having a good time?
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可能你像疯子一样想象着
Well... perhaps you're obsessively picturing him
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他跟另外一个女人酒后乱性
engaged in drunken coitus with another woman.
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是这样吗 被我说中了吗
Is that it? Did I get it right?
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好吧 谢谢你
Okay, tha-that's great.
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你可以不用再安慰我了
You can stop trying to make me feel better now.
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但是不行
Actually, I can't.
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莱纳德走之前
Before Leonard left,
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他让我答应他 一定要好好照顾你
he made me promise that I'd take care of you.
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-真的吗 -真的
- He did? - Yes.
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真是太贴心了
Oh, that's really sweet.
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而且如果我做得好的话
Plus, if I do a good job,
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他说回来时会送我一顶水手帽
he said he'd bring me back a sailor's cap.
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现在我更想念他了
Now I miss him even more.
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如果能安慰到你的话
Well, if it's any consolation,
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我保证莱纳德离开你温暖的怀抱
I'm sure Leonard's tormented every moment
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和诱人的嘴唇的每一秒 都饱受煎熬
he's away from your warm embrace and cherry lips.
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谢谢你
Thanks.
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你还真信呀
Oh, seriously?
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打扰了 戴维斯女士
Uh, excuse me, Mrs. Davis?
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干嘛
What?
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抱歉我在你面前哪壶不开提哪壶
I'd like to apologize for being insensitive.
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还把胸企鹅说得全都是混蛋一样
And for possibly making penguins seem like jerks,
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因为他们百分之99都是好男人
'cause 99% of them are stand-up guys.
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算了吧
Forget about it.
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其实我和你
You know, you-you and I,
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咱俩有很多共同之处
you and I have a lot in common.
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是吗
Is that right?
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是呀 我也是
Oh, yes, I-I, too,
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在经历心碎的痛苦
am in the throes of heartbreak.
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好吧 我把来龙去脉告诉你
Okay, fine, I'll tell you about it.
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这杯热饮是安慰你的
Here is a hot beverage to comfort you.
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用的是外带的杯子
It's in a to-go cup.
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里面装的是"赶紧走"的饮料
Make of that what you will.
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拜托 现在还早呢
Come on. It's still early.
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我们来干点什么吧
Let's do something.
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我一直在试图创造怎么玩4D象棋呢
Well, I have been toying around with an idea for 4-D chess.
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不如我们来聊聊吧
How about we just talk?
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好吧
All right.
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-在4D象棋... -不谈这个
- In 4-D chess... - No.
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来嘛 我们来聊聊彼此的生活
Come on, let's talk about our lives.
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告诉我你一些我不知道的事情
Tell me something about you I don't know.
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我有九条裤子
I own nine pairs of pants.
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好吧 这算一个良好的开端
Okay, that-that's a good start,
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但我想知道点更私密的事情
but I was thinking maybe something a little more personal.
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我懂了
I see.
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我有九条内裤
I own nine pairs of underpants.
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不如我先说吧
How about I go first?
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可我不想知道你有多少条内裤
But I don't want to know how many underpants you own.
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但从你卧室的地上看起来
Although, based on the floor of your bedroom,
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我猜有上千条吧
I'd say it's a thousand.
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好吧 有件事是我不为人知的秘密
Okay, look, here's something people do not know about me.
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我刚搬来洛杉矶的时候
When I first moved out to L.A.,
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我在一个讲述杀手人猿的
I did a topless scene in a low-budget horror movie
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低成本恐怖电影里裸上身
about a killer gorilla.
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在那之后 我觉得很羞愧
After I did it, I felt so ashamed.
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但谢天谢地 那电影从没上映
Thankfully, that thing never came out.
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我看过
I've seen that.
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真的 《杀人恶猿》
Yeah. Serial Apeist.
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在我们遇见你那天 霍华德就在网上发现了
Howard found it online the day we met you.
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天啊
Oh, God...
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确切来说 是在你走出我们这扇门之后
And it was literally the moment you walked out the door.
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但我了解你想知道的是多私密的事情
But I see the type of personal revelations you're going for.
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好吧 有个秘密我本来想带进棺材的
Okay, here's one I thought I'd take to the grave.
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不久前
A while back,
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YouTube网站更改了用户界面
YouTube changed its user interface
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本来是用星级来评价视频
from a star-based rating system
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改成了点赞
to a thumbs-up rating system.
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我告诉人们我无所谓
I tell people I'm okay with it,
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但其实我很介意
but I'm really not.
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这就是你的大秘密吗
That's your big revelation?
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是的
Yes.
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让我顿时如释重负呀
I feel ten pounds lighter.
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好吧 算了
Okay, you know what?
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我放弃了
I give up.
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我回去睡觉了
I'm going to bed.
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还有一件事你不知道
Here's something else you don't know about me:
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你刚伤害了我的感情
you just hurt my feelings.
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我刚做什么了
What did I do?
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我对你敞开心扉分享秘密
I opened up and shared something
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让我最郁闷不已的秘密
deeply upsetting to me,
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而你却表现得好像不是什么大事
and you treated it as if it were nothing.
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我是不觉得这是大事
I-I didn't think it was a big deal.
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但对我来说是 这就是重点
It is to me; that's the point.
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谢尔顿 你说得对
Sheldon, you are right.
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真的很不对不起
I'm really sorry.
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我不该那么做
I should've known better.
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我接受你的道歉
Your apology is accepted.
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谢谢
Thank you.
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那来抱一个吧
How about a hug?
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-还是真诚地握个手算了 -抱一个嘛
- How about a hearty handshake? - Come on.
379
00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:32,410
现在我知道你当时
Now I know how you felt getting mauled
380
00:17:32,410 --> 00:17:35,390
被性致勃勃大猩猩袭击的感觉了
by that sex-crazed gorilla.
381
00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:52,400
晚安
Good night.
382
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:03,690
今晚有陌生人请咱们喝酒真是受宠若惊呀
It was rather flattering to have strangers send us drinks.
383
00:18:03,690 --> 00:18:06,170
对呀 感觉真好
Yeah, that felt nice.
384
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:10,750
或许明天我们应该穿上性感点的裤子
Maybe tomorrow morning we put on some hot pants
385
00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:13,310
看看会不会有人请咱们吃煎蛋饼
and see if we can score us some free omelets.
386
00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:19,710
假设如果我们当时跟他们一起走
So, hypothetically, if-if we were to have gone with them,
387
00:18:19,710 --> 00:18:21,600
你会选择跟哪个走
which one would you have picked?
388
00:18:24,510 --> 00:18:25,170
我觉得我会选
I think I would have gone with
389
00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:27,150
那个发型可笑的矮子
the short one with the goofy haircut.
390
00:18:27,150 --> 00:18:29,660
正好 因为我喜欢又高又瘦那个
Oh, good, 'cause I liked the tall thin one.
391
00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:32,350
他看起来很聪明 有些孤傲
He seemed intelligent, kind of a loner,
392
00:18:32,350 --> 00:18:34,270
或许缺乏性经验
maybe a little sexually inexperienced,
393
00:18:34,270 --> 00:18:37,060
可以让我好好给他上一两节课
like I'd have to teach him a thing or two.
394
00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:40,900
我那个不是这样
Not my guy.
395
00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:43,310
我发现他盯着我的胸部看
I caught him staring at my rack.
396
00:18:44,010 --> 00:18:45,010
有人想知道我羊毛衫下
It'd be nice to be with a man
397
00:18:45,010 --> 00:18:47,380
藏着什么的感觉真好
who wants to know what's underneath my cardigan.
398
00:18:48,970 --> 00:18:51,350
对了 是另一件羊毛衫哦
FYI, it's another cardigan.
399
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:57,380
你那个色鬼矮子听起来像霍华德
Your short sexed-up guy kind of sounds like Howard.
400
00:18:57,380 --> 00:19:01,470
你那个聪明的处男听起来像谢尔顿
Your brainy virgin kind of sounds like Sheldon.
401
00:19:01,470 --> 00:19:03,650
-晚安 -晚安
- Good night. - Night.
402
00:19:06,390 --> 00:19:08,100
好了 库萨帕里博士
All right, Dr. Koothrappali,
403
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:09,200
跟你聊得很开心
it's been nice talking to you,
404
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,450
但我得回家让我保姆下班了
but I need to go home and relieve my babysitter.
405
00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:13,480
当然 我也懂当单亲父母的感受
Yeah, I can relate to being a single parent.
406
00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:15,370
我有一只狗
I have a dog.
407
00:19:16,010 --> 00:19:18,560
是呀 这两者是"一样"的啊
Yeah, it's exactly the same thing.
408
00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:19,620
晚安
Good night.
409
00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:21,450
戴维斯女士
Mrs. Davis...
410
00:19:21,450 --> 00:19:24,340
我必须坦白
I, uh, I must confess,
411
00:19:24,340 --> 00:19:26,020
我今晚来这里是抱着失败的心
I came here tonight in a futile attempt
412
00:19:26,020 --> 00:19:28,490
企图勾搭上某个寂寞的博士后
to pick up some lonely postdoc,
413
00:19:28,490 --> 00:19:32,360
但我却意外跟你进行了人类层面的交流
but instead I got to connect with you at a human level.
414
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:36,040
比我想象的夜晚好多了
That's a much better evening.
415
00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:38,670
你是个很棒的人
You're a lovely person.
416
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:39,830
你是在试图勾搭我吗
Are you hitting on me?
417
00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:42,200
不 不 那样太扯了
No, no, no, that would be crazy!
418
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,730
如果我是在勾搭你 你会知道
I mean, if I were hitting on you, you'd know it
419
00:19:43,730 --> 00:19:47,050
因为你会觉得不舒服 还会为我感到悲哀
'cause you'd feel uncomfortable and a little sad for me.
420
00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:52,550
你人真好
You're sweet.
421
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,340
晚安 库萨帕里博士
Good night, Dr. Koothrappali.
422
00:19:55,340 --> 00:19:57,440
晚安
Good night.
423
00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:01,110
看起来她接受了你的道歉
Looks like she accepted your apology.
424
00:20:01,110 --> 00:20:02,050
不止呢
And then some.
425
00:20:02,050 --> 00:20:04,960
我觉得我们有擦出火花
I think we had a moment.
426
00:20:05,690 --> 00:20:07,190
拜托 你们才没有擦出火花
Oh, please, you did not have a moment.
427
00:20:07,190 --> 00:20:09,700
谁死后把火花鉴定王之位传给你了吗
Who died and made you king of moments?
428
00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:14,380
好吧 就算你们有擦出火花
Okay, fine. Let's say there was a moment.
429
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:15,610
-明明有 -明明没有
- There was. - There wasn't.
430
00:20:15,610 --> 00:20:18,950
即使就算真的有
But... But even if there was,
431
00:20:18,950 --> 00:20:21,010
你还想干嘛
what are you gonna do about it?
432
00:20:21,370 --> 00:20:23,590
我会慢慢勾引她
I will slowly seduce her
433
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:26,430
直到她无法抗拒 上我的床
until she falls helpless into my bed,
434
00:20:26,430 --> 00:20:28,430
渴求只有我能给她的欢愉
hungry for the pleasure only I can give her.
435
00:20:28,430 --> 00:20:30,760
-所以就是没啥 -对 没啥
- So nothing. - No, not a thing.
436
00:20:41,210 --> 00:20:43,710
我真高兴警察终于
I'm so glad the police finally caught
437
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:47,340
把那只基因突变的疯狂人猿抓住了
that psychotic genetically engineered ape.
438
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,820
我对天发誓 那就是我的女朋友
That is my girlfriend! I swear to God!
439
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:59,890
莱纳德 莱纳德 好样的
Leonard! Leonard! Leonard! Leonard!
