美国JRS之声NO.121 马刺吊打雷霆 | 布鲁克斯教练遭吐槽 | 伦纳 伦纳

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【美国JRS之声NO.121】马刺吊打雷霆 | 布鲁克斯教练遭吐槽 | 伦纳德吸功大法？ 由 SmithKobe 发表在虎扑篮球·湿乎乎的话题 http://bbs.hupu.com/vote

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GAME THREAD: #2 Oklahoma City Thunder @ #1 San Antonio Spurs - Round 3 (May. 19, 2014)(self.nba)

[–]Knicksjust_trying_to_help_24 分/分2 hours ago

Kawhi and Brooks back in the day

卡哇伊和SB教练青春岁月之后再聚首



[–]Pelicansletmehollahollaholla98 分/分5 hours ago

i know Timmy is super excited

我知道呆呆肯定已经饥渴难耐了



[–]NBAnesgoth70 分/分5 hours ago

And Parker is performing blood rituals for his magic

而且帕克也已完成血之祭祀！



[–]ThunderFluhearttea66 分/分4 hours ago

Wow, The Spurs are playing like they're veterans or something.

哇！马刺好厉害！感觉他们跟老兵一样呢！

[–]Lakerspewpeww47 分/分4 hours ago

You know when you're playing nba 2k and you accidentally shoot a shot , fuck up the release, but it goes in anyways? Well, that's Patty Mills

你们玩2K有没有这样的感觉？就是一不小心按了射篮键，释放手感评分很糟糕，结果一不小心进了？好吧，这就是米尔斯！

[–]SpursLightbrand40 分/分4 hours ago

Jesus I start watching at 20-9, now it's 27-24, IS IT ME?

我天，我刚看的时候是20比9，现在怎么27比24了？我撸多了？

[–]SpursSnoopyandthePenguin56 分/分4 hours ago

GO AWAY!!

你奏凯！

[–]Celticscelticsbig437 分/分4 hours ago

Timmy is just taking these young bloods to school in the post.

邓肯的低位简直就是去学校教育小学生。

[–]76ersslightlyobese24 分/分2 hours ago

manu needs to calm down or he gonna use up all his ginobili for the next game.

别让马努打下去了，该让他冷却一下了，要不然下场比赛他就要用完他的【吉诺比力】了

赛后

POST GAME: #1 San Antonio Spurs defeat #2 Oklahoma City Thunder, 122-105(self.nba)

[–]USAKnickedUp212 分/分2 hours ag

"Dad, when was it proven that Kevin Durant was not a POWER forward?"

"Well, some believe it was 2013 against Memphis, but it was proven without a doubt against San Antonio in 2014 when the Ibaka injury forced Durant down into the paint..and he was playing patty cake as Kawhii Leonard and Duncan ran a layup

“爸爸爸爸，杜兰特什么时候被证实打不了大前锋位置的呀？”

“额，有些人说是2013年打灰熊的时候，不过2014年被彻底证实了。当年啊，伊巴卡受伤，杜兰特被顶到内线，结果被邓肯和伦纳德的训练一样的上篮打成了小馅饼。”

[–]ThunderMisterProdigy161 分/分2 hours ago

We're getting hammered in the paint? Fuck it, let's go even smaller.

我们的内线竟然被打爆了？去他妈的，没关系，下场我们把阵容弄的更小一点！

[–]ThunderCant_Win150 分/分2 hours ago

"#JustScottBrooksThings"

#SB教练才会干的事#

[–]Spursdiffeqmaster25 分/分an hour ago

There was a point in the second quarter where both teams had their SF at C and four guards around them. At that point it wasn't small ball, it was microball.

我记得在第二节有段时间两队的SF都顶到了C的位置，然后采用了1SF+4后卫的阵容。这还是小球？这是迷你球！

[–]SpursStreeb-Greebling55 分/分2 hours ago

Spurs points in the paint: 66.

Somewhere in Oklahoma, Serge Ibaka is screaming internally.

马刺禁区得分：66

伊巴卡哭晕在俄克拉荷马的某个厕所中。

[–]Thunderthievius_raccoonus221 分/分2 hours ago

Kevin Durant was a -17. The Spurs won by 17. I think we found our Game 2 adjustment Scotty.

凯文杜兰特正负值-17，马刺赢了17分。我想我雷找到G2调整阵容的办法了，SB教练。

[–]nihlushall13166 分/分2 hours ago

KD benched for rest of the series.

KD将缺席系列赛剩余比赛。

[–]SpursTheBlueHue46 分/分an hour ago

Brooks pls

刺密：布鲁克斯，求求你了。

[–]SpursUgliestGuyEver121 分/分2 hours ago

Ibaka, you the real mvp.

伊巴卡，你才是真MVP。



[–]Heatmoresecksi37144 分/分2 hours ago

Not to be overlooked, Baynes had maybe the biggest effect on this game tonight for the Spurs.

I have no idea why Scott Brooks didn't play Collison in the 4th, he's just so bad at decision making sometimes.

不要忽视贝恩斯，他才是对这场比赛影响最大的男人。

我都搞不懂SB教练为什么第四节不让科里森打，他有时候的决策太烂了。

[–]Spurspg3723195 分/分2 hours ago

I did not know Ibaka was that important to OKC. Spurs owned the paint.

我从来不知道伊巴卡竟然对OKC这么重要，马刺统治了禁区。

[–]SpursJupenator112 分/分2 hours ago

And people were upset at Presti for choosing to pay him over Harden. Presti seems to know something that we don't...

而且大家还一直拿普莱斯蒂选伊巴卡而非哈登来黑他。普莱斯蒂可比我们懂球多了。

[–]SpursImMeltingNow62 分/分2 hours ago

the problem wasn't choosing ibaka over harden, the problem was that the owner(s) didn't want to pay harden more. most gms would've picked ibaka over harden, but even more gms would've kept both harden and ibaka.

黑他不是因为选择伊巴卡还是哈登的问题，问题在于他们不愿意给哈登付更多的钱，大多数经理肯定会选择伊巴卡的，但是更多的经理会把他们两人都留下。

[–]Spursreesoc99 分/分2 hours ago

As good as this feels, until the Spurs win 3 games memories of 2012 will haunt me...

虽然感觉很不错。。但是一想到…马刺2012年的惨剧又让我魂牵梦萦了。

[–]Spursdiabolical-sun53 分/分2 hours ago

Seriously. 3-0 is the only time I'll be comfortable.

真心的，只有3-0领先，我才会舒爽起来。

[–]MavericksEnderBaggins43 分/分2 hours ago

You need to be like Pop, he won't be comfortable til the spurs have 7 more wins.

作为刺密你应该像波波学习啊！除非他在赢7场，否则他都是一副不爽的表情。

[–][SAS] Kawhi Leonardx777x777x54 分/分2 hours ago

Scott Brooks is a moron and I LOVE IT

斯科特布鲁克斯真是个智障，我太喜欢他了！

[–]HeatI_did_not_rape_her61 分/分2 hours ago

So Kawaii

卡哇伊么么哒





[–]SpursBrianDawkins361 分/分2 hours ago



[–]76ersCharizardman2256 分/分2 hours ago

You motherfucker

去年买了个表

[–]Lakersacealex12331 分/分2 hours ago

Son of a bitch

尼玛币

[–][TOR] Tracy McGradysENTual55 分/分2 hours ago



[–]Warriorsmick_jaggers_penis37 分/分2 hours ago



[–]Warriorsmick_jaggers_penis37 分/分2 hours ago



Danny Green 3 pointer, kneels.(dailysnark.com)

丹尼格林风骚三分跪地



[–]Raptorswinnnnnnnnnnnn18 分/分an hour ago

Later that night...

Pop beat his ass.

晚上波波要打他屁屁了。。

[–]WarriorsDahra1034 分/分2 hours ago

Almostas nice.

简直可以和这张媲美



Kawhi Leonard spin and reverse lay-in(1.bp.blogspot.com)





科怀伦纳德360°转身上篮



科怀伦纳德欧洲步暴扣

[–]Knicksfugor1103134 分/分2 hours ago

Learn Parker's spin, Timmy's post and bank shots, and manu's euro step... Kawaii will continue Spurs dynasty.

学了帕克的转身，邓肯的低位和打板，马努的欧洲步。卡哇伊将继续马刺王朝..

[–]Spurseqgmrdbz106 分/分2 hours ago

"with our powers combined, we are SUPER KAWHI LEONARD!"

“马刺GDPK合体！超级卡哇伊！”

[–]Spursalphaj125 分/分2 hours ago

Don't forget Timmy D's stoicism

别忘了他还学了邓肯的失语症。

手工作业，有误请指出。



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SmithKobe 2014-05-20 14:48 亮了 (24)

评论地址:http://www.reddit.com/r/nba/

翻译：@SmithKobe 

备注:　　面对呆呆的女友，小的先撸为敬！



HC站不住 2014-05-20 14:58 亮了 (15)

不管是谁，28厘米一下子从体内抽出都会感觉空空的，松松的。现在的雷霆就是这种感觉 特么的，还刚好是28楼，我感觉好空虚，好寂寞，好冷





大爱马刺 2014-05-20 14:57 亮了 (7)

真心的，只有3-0领先，我才会不带着忐忑的心情看比赛！！！

我有阴影~~~



殇D枫阳 2014-05-20 14:57 亮了 (5)

　　..没人吐槽一下这张吗...

我只想说，美国JR比我想象的YD多了！

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上海滩寻梦 (35级) 2014-05-20 14:48 亮了 (1)

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卡哇伊偷了妖刀的360度转身技能包、偷了帕克的上篮技能包

美国JRS之声尺度越来越大了



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SmithKobe (60级) 2014-05-20 14:48 亮了 (24)

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评论地址:http://www.reddit.com/r/nba/

翻译：@SmithKobe 

备注:　　 面对呆呆的女友，小的先撸为敬！

bandwagon fans are bitches

需要订阅请联系我。

被召唤术@到的JR如不需要，也请联系我。。我取消

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哦呀叽 (8级) 2014-05-20 14:49 亮了 (0)

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卡哇伊扣篮霸气！



NightRiver (1级) 2014-05-20 14:50 亮了 (1)

4楼

Don't forget Timmy D's stoicism

别忘了他还学了邓肯的失语症。

  
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