爱华网笑话是民族文化及社会生活中不可缺少的一环,从古至今都拥有广大的受众,深受人们喜爱。下面是小编带来的简单英语笑话，欢迎阅读!
简单英语笑话篇一
Making Granny Glad 让奶奶开心
A Sunday school teacher was1 telling her pupils the importance2 of making others3 glad. "Now, children," said4 she , "has anyone5 of you ever6 make someone7 else glad?"
"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
"Well done. Who was that?"
"My granny."
"Good boy. Now tell us how you made8 your grandmother glad."
"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going9 home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
一个主日学校校(基督教教会为了向儿童灌输宗教思想, 在星期天开办的儿童班)的老师在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。“现在，孩子们，”她说：“你们当中有谁让别人高兴过?”
“我，老师，”一个小男孩说：“昨天我就使别人高兴过。”
“做得好，是谁呢?”
“我奶奶。”
“好孩子。现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。”
“是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她说：‘啊，我很高兴!’”
简单英语笑话篇二
The plural Form of "Child" “孩子”的复数形式
Teacher: What is the plural1 of man, Tom?
Tom: Men.
Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?
Tom: Twins.
老师：汤姆，“男人”这个词的复数形式是什么?
汤姆：男人们。
老师：答得好。那“孩子”的复数形式呢?
汤姆：双胞胎。
简单英语笑话篇三
All Except the Music 除了音乐
A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable1, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?"
"Oh, yes, miss!" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."
一位热心的年轻教师想让她的学生多了解一点优秀的古典音乐，就安排了一天下午去听音乐会。为了使这次活动能给大家留下更深的印象，她请大家喝柠檬汽水、吃点心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回来上汽车的时候，她问小萨莉：“你今天玩得好吗?”
“噢，好极了，小姐，” 萨莉说，“除了音乐其它都很好。”
简单英语笑话篇四
My Sister's Fingers 我妹妹的手指头
Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?
Kevin: Please sir, I bruised1(擦伤) two fingers knocking in a nail at home.
Teacher: I don't see any bandages.
Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.
老师：凯温，这次你怎么又迟到了?
凯温：对不起，老师，我在家钉钉子，砸坏了两个手指头。
老师：怎么没有扎绷带呀?
凯温：噢，砸的不是我的手指头，我叫小妹妹扶着钉子的。
简单英语笑话篇五
The Smart Old Lady 聪明的老太太
An old lady who was1 very deaf2 and who thought3 everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman, "How much this stuff4?"
"Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap."
The lady said5, "It is too much, give it to me for fourteen."
"I did6 not say seventeen dollars, but seven."
"It is still too much," replied7 the old lady, "give it to me for five."
一位耳聋并且总是嫌东西太贵的老太太走进一家商店。 她问店员：“这东西要多少钱?”
“七美元，太太，这是很便宜的。”
老太太说：“太贵了，十四美元差不多。”
店员忙说：“我没说十七美元，是七美元。”
“还是太贵，”老太太说：“五美元，我就买啦。”
