爱华网笑话是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透过笑话我们可以看到一个民族的生存环境、生活方式、社会关系和心理特征等等。本文是有关英语笑话故事带翻译，希望对大家有帮助!
有关英语笑话故事带翻译：一封神秘的信
I don't like to inquire too curiously into your affairs, said the lady to her husband. Butsomething's been bothering me for days.So? said the husband, Tell me all about it.You got aletter last Friday, the lady said.
我不想过分好奇地打听你的事情，妻子对她的丈夫说，但是有件事已经困扰我好几天了。是吗?丈夫说，你说给我听听。上星期五你收到了一封信，妻子说。
It was perfumed. It was in a girl's handwriting. I saw you oped it, you broke into a sweat. Youturned white. Your hands trembled…For goodness'sake, who was it from and what did it say?
信是洒了香水的，是女孩的字迹。我见你打开信：你突然冒出一身冷汗，你的脸变得煞白，你的手颤抖着……天哪，是谁写的信?信上都说了些什么?噢，是这事儿，丈夫说，我当时决定我们俩最好不要谈论它。
Oh, that, said the husband. I decided it was best for both of us not to talk about it at thetime.For heaven's sake, screamed the woman. Tell me who it was from and what it said.Okay,said the husband. It was from your dress shop. It said you owe them $740.
天哪!那女人尖叫起来，告诉我谁写的，都写了些什么。好吧，丈夫说，是从你的服装店寄来的，说你欠他们七百四十美元。
有关英语笑话故事带翻译：聪明的儿子
One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn’t write the address and addressee‘s name on the envelope.
有一天,父亲让八岁的儿子去寄一封信,儿子已经拿着信跑了,父亲才想起信封上没写地址和收信人的名字。
After the son comes back, the father asks him: “You have thrown the letter in the mail box?”
儿子回来后,父亲问他:“你把信丢进邮筒了吗?”
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“You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?”
“你没看见信封上没有写地址和收信人名字吗?”
“I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope.”
“我当然看见信封上什么也没写”
“Then why you didn’t take it back?”
“那你为什么不拿回来呢?”
“I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee, is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!”
“我还以为你不写地址和收信人,是为了不想让我知道你把信寄给谁呢!”
有关英语笑话故事带翻译：给我一块钱
Son: Dad, give me a dime.Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be foreverbegging for dimes?Son: I guess you're right, Dad. Give me a dollar, will you?
儿子：爸爸，给我一角钱。父亲：儿子，你不认为你已经长大了，不该再老是一角一角地要钱了，不是吗?儿子：爸爸，我想你是对的，那给我一块钱行吗?
有关英语笑话故事带翻译：God's Child
A preschooler asked his mother, "Mom, tomorrow our teacher is going to ask who my father is.What should I say?"
有一个上幼稚园的小孩问他妈妈：“妈妈，明天老师会问我们，我爸爸是谁，那我应该怎么回答呢?”
The mother said, "Just tell her that God is your father!"
妈妈说：“那你就说，上帝就是你的爸爸啊!”
The next day, the boy went to school, and the teacher asked him, "Who is your father?"Scratching his scalp, the boy could not find an answer to the question.
隔天他来到学校，老师问他：“你爸爸是谁?”那个小孩在那边抓头抓脚，想不出来答案。
The teacher asked again, "Who is your father?" The child confessed, "I used to think that Mr.Smith was my father. But yesterday my mother told me that I am the son of another person,and I cannot remember his name!"
老师再问一次：“你爸爸到底是谁?”那个小孩就说：“我本来认为我爸爸是史密斯先生，不过昨天我妈妈又说我是另外一个人的儿子， 我一下子忘记他的名字了。”
