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笑话,不同文化背景的人的反应有时是不同的,甚至会截然相反。究其原因,是说话双方没有真正理解对方的文化。下面是小编带来的小学生英语笑话故事，欢迎阅读!
小学生英语笑话故事篇一
Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?
年少的童子军：我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒蕈区别开呢?
Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.
年长的童子军：上床前吃一个。如果你第二天早上醒来，那就是蘑菇。
小学生英语笑话故事篇二
Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.
弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了，如果你不给我五分钱，我就告诉我爸。
Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.
姐姐的男朋友：不要那样做。给你五分钱。
Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.
弟弟：我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五了。
小学生英语笑话故事篇三
fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. 一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。
The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. 瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。
But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.但是胖子认为他更有风度，因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时，总有两位女士能坐下。
小学生英语笑话故事篇四
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"
当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒!”
"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.“
我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。
"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."
“没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?”
"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”
小学生英语笑话故事篇五
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend.“
你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说
"She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.
“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”
