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笑话是日常生活中人们消遣娱乐的一种常见语言现象,其目的在于在会话过程中传递和激发幽默感。小编精心收集了英语笑话短故事带翻译，供大家欣赏学习!
英语笑话短故事带翻译：爱占小便宜
the notorious(声名狼藉的) cheap skate explaining to a friend how to find his apartment. he said. ′come up to 5m and ring the doorbell with your elbow. when the door open. push with your foot.′
一个出了名的吝啬鬼在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。”
′why use my elbow and foot?′
“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢?”
′well. gosh,′ was the reply. ′you're not coming empty-hangded, are you?′
“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧?”吝啬鬼回答。
英语笑话短故事带翻译：对作品另外一种形式的肯定
"did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?"
“你的画在美术展上有卖出去吗?”
"no, but i am encouraged," he replied. "somebody stole one."
“没有，但我还是受到了鼓励，”他回答说，“有人偷走了一幅。”
英语笑话短故事带翻译：穷人攀认亲戚
a poor man, presenting himself before the king of spain, asked his charity, telling him that he was his brother.
一个穷汉去见西班牙国王，说自己是他的兄弟，求他施恩周济。
thinking desiring to know how he claimed kindred(家族，亲属关系) to him, the poor fellow replied, we are all descended from one common father and mother viz., adam and eve. upon which the king gave him a little copper piece of money.
国王想知道他何以攀认亲戚，穷汉回答说，我们有共同的祖先亚当和夏娃。听了这话，国王就给了他一个小铜子儿。
the poor man began to be moan himself, saying, is it possible that your majesty should give no more than this to your brother? away, away, replies the king: if all the brothers you have in the world give you as much as i have done, you'll be richer than i am.
于是穷人开始叫屈，说：难道您国王陛下就给兄弟这么一点点钱吗?走开，快走，国王回答，如果世界上你所有的兄弟们都像我这样给你一个铜板，你就比我还有钱了。
英语笑话短故事带翻译：胖男人和瘦男人，谁更礼貌
fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.
一个胖男人和一个瘦男人正在为谁更有礼貌而争吵。
the skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies
瘦男人说他更礼貌，因为他总是向一个女士脱帽致意。
but the fat man knew he was the more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
但是胖男人说他更礼貌，因为无论何时他起身给女士让座总是能让两位女士同时坐下。
