爱华网笑话是民间口头创作的一种体裁，它植根于20世纪初的俄罗斯语言文化中。下面是小编带来的短篇英语笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!
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Job Technique
Vacationing on the island of Oahu, we were waiting in our tour bus for some stragglers to show up. A man, obviously not with our group, approached the bus and was about to board. How would our driver handle the situation, we wondered. Straight-faced, he leaned toward the door and asked, "Going to the nudist Colony, sir?"
"Oh, no," replied the would-be passenger, retreating quickly.
"Works every time," the driver said with a wink.
Notes:
(1) Oahu n.瓦胡(岛)
(2) straggler n.落伍者;掉队者
(3) show up显现
(4) approach v.走近;接近
(5) be about to(do)(表计划)即将做
(6) board v.上(船、火车、飞机、公共汽车等)
(7) straight-faced adj.板起面孔的
(8) nudist Colony天体营(裸体主义者实行其信条的场所)
(9) retreating quickly迅速后退。这是一个分词短语作状语，表示伴随状况。
Exercises:
根据短文填空：
① We were waiting in our tour bus for some _____ to show up.
② A man, obviously y not with our group, _____ the bus and was to board.
③ How would our driver _____the situation, we wondered.
④ He leaned _____the door.
⑤ "Oh, no, " replied the_____ passenger, _____quickly.
22.工作技巧
在瓦湖岛上度假时，我们坐在旅游车里等候掉队的人。一位男子，明显不是和我们一起的，朝旅游车走来并要上车。司机会怎么处理这种情况呢?我们都拭目以待。司机拉长了脸，向车门靠过去，问道：“先生，是去天体营吗?”
“哦，不，”刚想乘车的男子回答说，迅速转身而逃。
“每次都管用，”司机眨巴了一下眼睛说。
练习参考答案：
① stragglers ② approached;about ③ handle ④ toward ⑤would-be; retreating
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A Bad Doctor
A man walked into a doctor's examining room.
"Put out your tongue," the doctor said.
The man put out his tongue and the doctor said.
"0. K. You can put your tongue back now. " the doctor said. "it's clear what's wrong with you . You need more exercise."
"But, doctor, " the man said. "I don't think--"
" Don't tell I me what you think, " the doctor said 揑 am the doctor, not you. I know what you need. I see hundreds of people like you. None of them get any exercise. They sit in offices all day and in front of the television in the evening. What you need is to walk quickly for at least 20 minutes a day. "
"Doctor, you don't understand," the patient said "I -"
"I don't want to hear any excuses, " the doctor said. "You must find time for exercise. If you don't, you will get fat and have health problems when you are older. "
"But I walk every clay," the patient said.
"Oh, yes, and I know what kind of walking that is. You walk a few feet to the train station from your house, a few more feet from the station to your office , and a few more feet from your office to a restaurant for lunch and back. That's not real walking. I'm talking about a walk in the park for twenty minutes every day. "
Please listen to me, doctor! " the patient shouted, getting angry with this doctor who thought he knew everything.
"I'm a mailman," the patient went on, "and I walk for seven hours every day. "
For a moment the doctor was silent, then he said quietly, "Put your tongue out again, will you?"
Notes:
(1) examining room检查室
(2) mailman n.邮递员
Exercises:
根据短文选择正确答案：
① The first thing the doctor asked the man to do was to_____ .
A. walk to work
B. exercise
C. show him his tongue
D. see hundreds of other patients
② The doctor would not_____ .
A. tell the patient what was wrong with him
B. let the patient speak
C. took at the man's tongue
D. let the patient watch television
③ The doctor told the man that he____ .
A. should get more exercise
B. should stop making excuses
C. should watch more television
D. was already too fat
④ The doctor_____ .
A. gave him good advice
B. walked seven hours a day
C. was really a mailman
D. was wrong
⑤ So we can know _____.
A. the man was very lazy
B. the man should do more exercise
C. the doctor was very kind to the patient
D. the man was not a good and careful doctor
23.庸医
一人走进一家诊所。
“伸出舌头，”医生说。
那人伸出舌头，医生很快地看了一下。
“好了，把舌头缩回去吧。”医生说，“你的病因很明显。你需要更多的运动。”
“但是，医生，”那人说，“我不认为----”
“不要告诉我你认为怎么样，”医生说，“我是医生，不是你。我知道你需要什么。我看过数以百计的你这样的病人。他们没有一个人锻炼过。他们整天坐在办公室里，晚上就坐在电视机前。你所需要的是每天至少快跑20分钟。”
“医生，你不知道，”病人说，“我----”
“我不想听任何理由。”医生说，“你应该抽出时间来运动。如果你不锻炼，那么当你老的时候，你就会变得很胖，并且有健康问题。”
“但我每天都走路的，”病人说。
“喔，是的。我知道那是一种怎样的散步。你走几英尺的路，从家到火车站，又走几英尺从车站到办公室，然后走几英尺从办公室到餐馆去吃中饭再回来。那不是真正的散步。我所说的是每天在公园里散步20分钟。”
“请听我说，医生!”病人叫起来，对那位自以为什么都知道的医生很生气。
“我是一名邮递员，”病人接着说，“我每天得走7小时的路。”
医生闷在那里半天无语。然后他轻声地说：“再把你的舌头伸出来，行吗?”
练习参考答案：
①C②B③A④D⑤D
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Saving Grace
Vacationing in Hawaii, my husband and I went out to dinner one night at one of its finest restaurants - When presented with the check, my husband reached into his pocket for his wallet, but somehow lost his balance and fell over. As the people at the next table looked on in astonishment 'he said, "The food was delicious-but wait till you get your bill!"
Notes:
(1) Hawaii n.夏威夷(岛)
(2) fall over落下;跌下
(3) astonishment n.惊诧
Exercises:
根据短文回答下列问题：
① Where were the husband and wife vacationing?
② Where did they go one night?
③ Did the husband fall over before or after the meal?
④ How was the food there?
⑤ The husband was mocking himself to save grace, wasn't he?
24.保全面子
在夏威夷度假时，一天晚上，丈夫和我去一家最好的饭店吃饭。当侍者拿来账单结账时，我丈夫把手伸进口袋掏钱包。但不知怎的，他失去了平衡，仰面摔倒了。在邻桌的人还在惊讶地望着他的时候，他说：“饭菜味道是很美----但也要等结了账再走呀。”
练习参考答案：
① In Hawaii ② One of the finest restaurants ③ After the meal
④ Delicious ⑤ Yes
