爱华网笑话是一种目的在于刺激人发笑的民间叙事文学。在日常生活中对人们的工作和学习起着很重要的作用。本文是关于少年儿童英语笑话，希望对大家有帮助!
关于少年儿童英语笑话：Cow giving birth
Uncle Jon was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four-year-old Great Nephew, James, standing at the fence, wide-eyed and soaking in the whole event.
Uncle Jon thought to himself: "Great, now I'm gonna have to explain the 'birds and bees' to him. Well, no need to jump the gun. I'll just wait and see if he has any questions, and I'll just answer them as best I can."
After Uncle Jon finished helping the cow with her birthing, he walked over to James and asked him: "Do you have any questions about what you seen here tonight?"
"Just one," the little boy whispered, eyes still wide with wonder. "How fast was that calfgoing when he hit the cow?"
关于少年儿童英语笑话：I'm ashamed of you
"I'm ashamed of you," the mother said. "Fighting with your best friend is a terrible thing to do!"
"He threw a rock at me!" the boy said. "So I threw one at him."
The mother stated emphatically, "When he threw a rock at you, you should have come to me."
The boy quickly replied, "What good would that have done? My aim is much better than yours."
关于少年儿童英语笑话：Sucking her thumb
A little girl loved sucking her thumb very much... Even though she was now five years old, she hadn't stopped the bad habit.
In an effort to break the habie, her mother lied to her, and told her that her stomach wouldswell and eventually burst if she didn't stop sucking her thumb. The lie scared the little girl so much that she stopped sucking her thumb immediately.
A month later, an old friend of the family's, who was pregnant, stopped by for a visit. When the little girl walked into the room to greet her she stopped suddenly and stared at the woman's belly. After some hesitation, she greeted the old friend.
The lady noticed the little girl's hesitation and sai, "Hi! I guess you are wondering where I've been, aren't you?"
The little girl answered, "Not exactly, I know what you've been doing and you better stop it fast."
关于少年儿童英语笑话：Kindergarten
I am a Kindergarten teacher at our church's small private school. My seven year old son also attends there.
One morning during the first week of school, my son ran up and gave me a big hug and kiss.
One of the new Kindergarten students witnessed this and she asked me: "Is that your son?"
I answered, "yes."
She looked at me with wide-eyed awe and asked, "Does he know you're a TEACHER?"
关于少年儿童英语笑话：Mixed Doubles 混合双打
Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?
Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night.
Teacher: Please tell us something about it.
Nick: Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says, ’’
体育老师：孩子们，你们见过男女混合双打吗?
尼克：见过，老师，经常见。就在昨天夜里我还见过呢?
老师：你给大家讲讲当时的情形吧。
尼克：啊，对不起，老师。我爸爸常说，家丑不可外扬。
