爱华网作为人类所特有的天赋，笑话被认为是日常会话中一种最宝贵的语言形式。下面是小编带来的搞笑英语笑话小故事阅读，欢迎阅读!
搞笑英语笑话小故事阅读篇一
A new business was opening ... and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.
新公司开业了，开业典礼上，经理的一个朋友送他一个花篮。
They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,.... "Rest in Peace."
经理高声朗读着花篮上的贺卡：“安息吧。”
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
经理生气极了，打电话找来卖花的人要质问他是怎么回事。
After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, ..
花店老板来了，看到这个明显的错误和经理气急败坏的样子，他说：“我真得很抱歉。但是与其这么生气，你倒不如这样想：有另外一个地方，今天要举办一个葬礼，他们将会收到一个花篮，
'Congratulations on your new location!'"
留言条上写着‘恭喜你有了新的归属!’”
搞笑英语笑话小故事阅读篇二
sherlock holmes and watson were out camping one night.
歇洛克·福尔摩斯和华森有天夜里去露营。
after pitching the tent and rolling out the sleeping bags, they decide to turn in.
搭起帐篷铺好睡袋后，他们决定睡觉。
in the middle of the night, holmes violently shakes watson awake.
半夜，福尔摩斯用力将华森晃醒。
"watson," he says, "look at the sky and tell me what you see."
“华森，”他说，“看看天空，告诉我你看到什么”。
"i see the stars." replies watson.
“我看到星星。”华森回答。
"yes, and what does that tell you?"
“对，这个告诉你什么?”
watson takes a big breath: "astronomically speaking, it means that we are insignificant among the spectrum of the universe, psychologically speaking that we are only creating a dent in the infinite mystery of life, and theologically speaking that god rules all things. how about you, sir?"
华森深吸了一口气:“从天文学上来说，它意味着我们在浩瀚的宇宙之中是微不足道的;从心理学上来说，我们仅仅在生命的无限神秘之中留下小小的痕迹;从神学上来说，上帝掌管一切。你以为如何，先生?”
"what it tells me," he says, "is that someone has stolen our tent."
“它告诉我，”他说，“有人偷走了我们的帐篷。”
搞笑英语笑话小故事阅读篇三
clean glass
干净的杯子
joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village. the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. they found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches.
乔和佛瑞德在一个村子里帮忙盖一间房子。天气很暖和，到处都有许多灰尘。12点半的时候，他们觉得非常口渴，便停下来去吃午饭了。他们找到最近的一家酒吧，走进去坐下吃他们的三明治。
good afternoon, gentlemen. what can i get you? the man behind the bar asked.
下午好，先生。你们想要点什么?柜台后面的伺应问道。
joe looked at fred and said, beer, i think. yes, a pint of beer each. is that all right for you, fred?
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