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关于幽默的英语故事：A Poor Man
一个穷人
Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room.
一个看起来很难受的穷人走进大夫的诊室。
"Doctor," he said, "you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago."
"大夫!"他说，"帮帮我!一个月前我吞了一分硬币!"
"Good heavens, man!" said the doctor. "Why have you waited so long? Why don't you come to me on the day you swallowed it?"
"天哪，"大夫说，"早干嘛去了?你当时怎么不来看?"
"To tell you the truth, Doctor," the poor man replied, "I didn't need the money so badly then."
"实话告诉您吧，大夫，"穷人说，"我当时还不缺钱!"
关于幽默的英语故事：A Poor Man
一个穷人
Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room.
一个看起来很难受的穷人走进大夫的诊室。
"Doctor," he said, "you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago."
"大夫!"他说，"帮帮我!一个月前我吞了一分硬币!"
"Good heavens, man!" said the doctor. "Why have you waited so long? Why don't you come to me on the day you swallowed it?"
"天哪，"大夫说，"早干嘛去了?你当时怎么不来看?"
"To tell you the truth, Doctor," the poor man replied, "I didn't need the money so badly then."
"实话告诉您吧，大夫，"穷人说，"我当时还不缺钱!"
关于幽默的英语故事：The Peanuts
花生
A guy goes to visit his grandma and he brings his friend with him.
一名男子带着朋友去探望他的祖母。
While he's talking to his grandma, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.
当他和祖母聊天时，他的朋友开始吃咖啡桌上放的花生，并把花生都给吃光了。
As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandma, "Thanks for the peanuts."
他们离开时，他的朋友对祖母说:"谢谢您的花生。"
She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off."
结果祖母说:"唉!自从我牙齿掉光后，我就只能吮掉花生豆外层的巧克力了。"
关于幽默的英语故事：Eating cake
吃蛋糕
"Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying."
"汤姆，你弟弟怎么了?" 妈妈在厨房里问。"他在哭。"
"Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any."
"没事儿，妈妈，" 汤姆答道。"我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因为我不给他吃。"
"But has he finished his own cake?"
"他已经吃完自己的了么?"
"Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that."
"是的。" 汤姆说。"我帮他吃完时，他也哭了。"
关于幽默的英语故事：Two coins
两个硬币
A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."
路人甲对路人乙说，"猜猜我兜里有几个子儿?"
The friend says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"
路人乙说："我猜对了，你能给我一个不?"
The first guy says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!"
路人甲说："你要猜对了，我两个全部给你!"
