爱华网英语笑话作为良好的英语教学素材应该可以被广泛的运用到中职英语教学中。下面是小编带来的最简单最短的英语笑话，欢迎阅读!
最简单最短的英语笑话篇一
When Do People Talk Least?
Student A: When do people talk least?
Student B: In February.
Student A: Why?
Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year.
人们什么时候说话最少?
学生甲：人们在什么时候说话最少?
学生乙：在二月。
学生甲：为什么呢?
学生乙：因为二月是一年中最短的一个月。
最简单最短的英语笑话篇二
The Reason of Being Late
Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?
Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says, 'School -- Go Slow'.
迟到的原因
老 师：约翰尼，为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
约翰尼：每当我经过学校附近的拐角处，就见路牌上写着‘学校-缓行’。
最简单最短的英语笑话篇三
Is this a Promise or Threat 是许诺还是威胁
"My friend, I say I had some trouble." A man said to his friend, "Yesterday I had words with(争吵) my wife. After that she punched the door and rushed out angrily with the word that she would live with her mother. Please help me. Is this a promise or a threat?"
"Do you think there are differences between the two?" his friend asked.
"Yes, quite a lot. If it is a promise, that means that my wife is sure to be with her mother, and if a threat, that my mother-in-law will move and live with us."
“听我说，朋友，我遇上麻烦了。”一个男人对他的朋友说，“昨天我和妻子吵了一架，她怒气冲冲地摔门走了，并宣称说她要和她母亲住在一起。你替我想想，这是许诺，还是威胁呢?”
“这两者有什么区别吗?”朋友问。
“不，区别太大了。如果它是承诺的话，那就是说它肯定是要和她妈妈一起住;要是威胁呢，那就意味着我岳母要搬到我家来住。”
最简单最短的英语笑话篇四
Two Birds
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
两只鸟
老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
最简单最短的英语笑话篇五
The Fish Net
"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
鱼网
"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安?" 老师发问道。
"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。
