爱华网笑话,作为一种文学形式,历来为广大群众所喜闻乐见。它或针砭时弊、鞭挞黑暗、抨击不平,或讽刺无知、指斥丑恶、寄托喜怒。下面是小编带来的短一点的英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!
短一点的英语小笑话篇一
他曾发誓要死 He Swore to Die
If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die.
She refused him.
Sixty years later, he died.
如果你不答应嫁给我，他发誓，我就要去死。
她拒绝了他。
六十年后，他死了。
短一点的英语小笑话篇二
Smaller Fish 小鱼
Two men were in a restaurant and order fish,
有两名男子在餐厅点鱼。
The waiter brought a dish with two fish,
服务生端来装着两条鱼的盘子，
one larger than the other.
其中一条鱼比另外一条来得大。
One of the men said to the other,"Please help yourself."
当中一位男子跟另外一位说：
The other one said"Ok,"
“别客气，请自行取用呀。”
and helped himself to the larger fish.
另外一位男子说：“好”，
After a tense silence,
于是就帮自己挑了比较大条的鱼 。
the first one said,"really,if you had offered me the first choice,i would have taken the smallerfish!"
就在一阵气氛紧张的沉默之后，第一位男子就说：“真是的。如果你要我先选，我就会拿比较小条的鱼。”
The other one replied,"What are you complaining for?you have it,don't you?"
另一位男子回答说：“那你在抱怨个什么劲呀?你现在已经拿了呀，不是吗?”
短一点的英语小笑话篇三
Exchange Sandwiches 交换三明治
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks.
有两位律师走进一家小餐厅。点了两份饮料。
Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.
然后他们就从他们的公文包当中拿出三明治开始吃。
The waiter became quite concerned
服务生感到相当不妥，
and marched over and told them,"You can't eat your own sandeiches in here!"
就走过去告诉他们：“你们不可以在这里吃你们自己的三明治!”
The attorneys looked each other ,
这两位律师彼此
