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短篇英文笑话故事：老鼠是什么样子的
Rodents had overrun a posh(时髦的)private school near New York City. So the headmaster, a friend of mine, asked a health inspector to deliver a slide presentation to teachers and students, showing how to remedy the situation, i.e. stow(装载，收藏) trash, no food in class, etc.
The following day, a teacher had her very young children write a letter to the inspector, thanking him for the visit. One of the students wrote, "Dear Mr. Johnson, Thank you for coming to my school. Until I saw you, I didn't know what a rat looked like."
啮齿类动物在纽约市附近的一家时尚的私立学校泛滥成灾。 那家学校的校长(我的一个朋友) 请来了一位健康检查员来给在校师生作一次幻灯演示，告诉他们如何处理这种情况，如，要垃圾装好，上课不能吃东西等等。
第二天，一个老师让她的那些年纪还非常小的学生给那位检查员写封信，感谢他的来访。 其中一个学生这样写道，“亲爱的约翰逊先生， 感谢您来到我的学校。在看到你之前，我还不知道老鼠长的什么样子。”。
短篇英文笑话故事：Is ink so expensive
墨水很贵吗
Son: Is ink so very expensive, father?
Father: Why, son, what makes you think so?
Son: W...well. Mother seems quite disturbed because I spilled some on the carpet.
儿子：爸爸，墨水很贵吗?
父亲：不贵呀，你为什么这么想?
儿子：哦，我把墨水洒了一点在地毯上，妈妈好象挺着急的。
短篇英文笑话故事：Name Game
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.
The teacher held up a picture of a cat.
"What animal is this?" she asked.
"A cat!" said Eddie.
"Good job! Now, what is this animal?"
"A dog!" said Eddie.
"Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a
Deer. The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said,
"It's what your mom calls your dad."
"A horny bastard," called out Eddie.
短篇英文笑话故事：Too much TV?????
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter:
Mother: "What does the cow say?"
Child: "Moo!"
Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"
Child: "Meow."
Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?"
And this wide-eyed little 3 yr. old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied,
"Bud."
短篇英文笑话故事：Math multiplication
TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
