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爆笑中英文对照笑话：Who helps who
谁帮谁
Jimmy: Hey, Amy, aren't you coming out to play?
Amy: No, I have to stay in and help my father with my homework.
基米：嘿，艾米，你不出来玩吗?
艾米：不了，我必须留在家里，帮我爸爸做我的家庭作业。
爆笑中英文对照笑话：The smart little boy 聪明的小男孩
Stranger: "What's your name, little boy?" Little boy: "I don't konw." Stranger: "How does your mother call you when the cakes are done?" Boy: "She doesn't call me, I am there already."
陌生人：“小男孩，你的的名字叫什么?” 小男孩：“我不知道。” 陌生人：“你妈妈在做好蛋糕时，是怎么叫你的?” 小男孩：“他没有叫我，我早就在那里了。"
爆笑中英文对照笑话：My half was at the bottom of the bottle
Jimmy and Tommy went off on their bikes for a picnic in the woods.
They had one bottle of lemonade between then. Jimmy went to explore while Tommyunpacked the food. When he returned, he found the bottle was empty.
"Hey!" he exclaimed crossly. "Half of that was mine!"
"I know," said Tommy, "but I was thirsty, and as my half was at the bottom of the bottle I had to drink through yours to get to it."
吉米和汤米骑自行车去森林里野餐。他们带了一瓶柠檬水。在汤米准备食物的当儿，吉米去探险。当他回来后，发现瓶子空了。
“嗨!”他生气得嚷，“这水有一半是我的!”
“我知道，”汤米说，“但是我非常渴，而且我的那一半在下面，所以我只好先把你的那半喝了才能喝到我的那一半呀。”
爆笑中英文对照笑话：Great Event 重大事件
Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?
Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?
Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.
老师：1809年发生了什么重大事件?
小威利：亚伯拉罕林肯诞生。
老师：正确。那么1812年发生了什么重要事件呢?
小威利：亚伯拉罕林肯过他的三周岁生日。
爆笑中英文对照笑话：He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗? 约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。 汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿? 约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
