爱华网笑话是日常生活中常见的一种幽默。与一般日常会话不同,笑话刻意违反合作原则,由此衍生出会话含意,并利用会话含意之间的冲突实现其预定功能。下面是小编带来的经典英语笑话小作文阅读，欢迎阅读!
经典英语笑话小作文阅读篇一
May We Have Our Teacher Back?
能让我们老师回去吗?
While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room.
在访问一听乡村学校时，教育委员会主席因为隔壁房间里不守规矩的学生们发出的噪音而愤怒不已。
Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking.
他气愤地推开门，一把抓住一个身材较高的男生，他似乎说话最多。
He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner.
他拖着男生到另一个房间，并让他站在墙角。
A few minutes later, a small boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded,
几分钟后，一个小男孩探进头来，恳求道:
"Please, sir, may we have our teacher back?"
“求求您，先生，能让我们的老师回去吗?”
经典英语笑话小作文阅读篇二
A Woman's Answer
女人的回答
A husband said to his wife,
一位丈夫对妻子说：
"Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish?"
“为什么上帝把女人创造得如此美丽却又愚蠢呢?”
"Well," his wife answered at once.
“噢，”他的妻子立刻回答道，
"The reason is very simple.
“原因很简单。
God made us beautiful so men would love us;
上帝使我们如此美丽，男人才会爱我们。
God made us foolish so we would marry them."
上帝使我们如此愚蠢，我们才会嫁给他们。”
经典英语笑话小作文阅读篇三
Wife's Begging
妻子的祈求
Two men were talking at the break-room.
两位男士正在休息室淡论着。
One was telling the other about a fight he had had with his wife.
一位对另一位说起他与妻子的一场争斗。
"In the end" he said, "I had her begging on her knees."
他说：“最后，我迫使她跪下来求我。”
"What did she say?" asked the coworker.
“她怎么求你的?”另一位很好奇。
"She told me to come out from under the bed."
“她求我快点从床下爬出来。”
经典英语笑话小作文阅读篇四
Reasons
理由
One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
一天清晨，妈妈去叫还在睡觉的儿子起床。
Wake up, son.
起来，儿子。
It's time to go to school.
去学校的时间到了。
But why? I don't want to go to school.
但是为什么?我不想去学校。
Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.
给我两个理由，你为什么不想去学校。
One, all the children hate me.
第一，所有的孩子都恨我。
Two, all the teachers hate me.
第二，所有的老师都恨我。
Oh! That's not a reason.
哦!这不是理由。
Come on, you have to go to school.
来吧，你必须去学校。
Give me two good reasons why I should go to school?
那给我两个为什么我要去学校的理由?
One, you are fiftyt-two years old and should understand your responsibilities.
第一，你都52岁了，应该明白自己的责任。
Two you are the principal of the school.
第二，你是学校的校长。
经典英语笑话小作文阅读篇五
A Gentle Reminder
委婉的提醒
Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion.
结婚很久了，丈夫现在有时需要我委婉地提醒他一些特别的日子。
On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted,
在结婚35周年纪念日的早上，我们正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示他说:
"Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"
“亲爱的，你意识到我们在这两个相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了吗?”
Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said,
他放下报纸，眼睛直直地望着我:
"So, you want to switch seats?"
“那么，你想交换座位，是吗?”
