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关于幽默英语故事短文：Empty seat
空座位
Boy: Is this seat empty?
男孩：这个座位是空的么?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也将是空的。
关于幽默英语故事短文：The Old Man and the Old Cat
老人和老猫
An old man has a cat. The cat is very old, too. He runs very quickly. And his teeth are bad. Oneevening, the old cat sees a little mouse. He catches it, but he can’t eat it because his teeth are not strong enough. The mouse runs away.
一个年迈的老人养一只猫。这只猫也非常老了。她跑得很快，但是牙齿很糟糕。一天王还是那个，这只老猫看见一只小老鼠。它抓住了小老鼠，但是它却吃不了它，因为它的牙齿不够锋利了。这只小老鼠逃跑了。
The old man is very angry. He beats his cat. He says: “You are a fool cat. I will punish you!” the cat is very sad. He thinks：“When I was young, I worked hard for you. Now you don’t like me because I’m too old to work. You should know you are old, too.”
老人很生气，他打了小猫，并且对它说：“你这只蠢猫!我要惩罚你!”猫非常伤心，它想：“在我还年轻的时候，我为你努力工作。现在你却因为我太老了不能工作而不喜欢我。你应该知道你也老了。”
关于幽默英语故事短文：How much English can you speak?
你会说多少英文?
"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused oftheft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."
"法官先生，我的当事人被指控偷窃，这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约，几乎不认路。而且，他只会说几个英语单词。"
The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"
法官
