爱华网笑话是幽默的一种形式,玩笑的目的就是逗乐、引人笑。幽默当然不只是笑话,幽默有许多其他的表达形式,如插科打诨的滑稽、相声等。下面是小编带来的超级经典英语冷笑话，欢迎阅读!
超级经典英语冷笑话篇一
The Easter Bunny,an honest lawyer, Santa Claus and a drunk find a fifty-dollar bill together. Can you guess who gets to keep it?
复活兔、诚实的律师、圣诞老人和一个醉汉同时看到一张50美元的钞票。你能猜到是谁会保留它吗?
Of course, it's the drunk because the other three don't exist.
当然是醉汉了，因为其他三个并不存在。
超级经典英语冷笑话篇二
A boy told his mom she was awful at raising kids.
一个男孩告诉他妈妈，说她在养育孩子方面做得很糟糕。
She replied,"Hold your tongue. That's not truel"
这位母亲回嘴说：“住口，那不是真的”
The boy said, "Then why do you send me tO bed when l'm not tired and wake me up in the morning when l am ? "
男孩说：¨那为什么你总是在我不困的时候叫我上床睡觉，在早上我困的时候叫醒我?
超级经典英语冷笑话篇三
Ten men applied for a job as an industrial spy. The interviewer gave each man a sealed envelope. They were ordered to deliver it to the fifth floor.
有10个男人去应征产业间谍的工作。面试者给每个人一个封好的信封。他们被命令把信封送到五楼。
One man secretly disobeyed and opened his envelope. It read,"You're the right person for this job. Report to the personneldspartment immediately.“
有一个人偷偷地违反命令，打开了给他的信封。上面写着：¨你是这份工作最合适的人选。马上到人事部报到。"
超级经典英语冷笑话篇四
At a wedding, a little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white ? " She answered, "The bnde wears white because this is the happiest day of her life." The boy thought about this and said, "Why is the groom wearing black ? "
在一场婚礼上，一个小男孩问他的母亲：”妈妈，为什么那女孩穿白衣服?“这位母亲回答道：”新娘穿白衣服，是因为今天是她最快乐的一天。”这个男孩想了想然后说：那为什么新郎穿黑衣服。“
超级经典英语冷笑话篇五
Do you know what Americans call a person in the White House who is intelligent,honest and modest ? The answer”a is";tourist."
你知道美国人如何称呼白宫里聪明、诚实、谦虚的人吗?答案是“观光客。
超级经典英语冷笑话篇六
Three gorillas fell out of a tree one by one.
有三只猩猩一个接一个地从树上掉下来。
the first one was sick,the Second was being a copycat and the third gave in to peer pressure.
第一只生病了，第二只盲目模仿，第三只屈服于同僚压力
超级经典英语冷笑话篇七
who is nuts ?
谁是傻子?
in a hospital for mentally disturbed people, when the doctor walked into the room of a patient, he saw him dangling from the ceiling. being frightened, he called the nurse to come and pull him down for fear that the man might fall to his death. the nurse said; "doctor, every day this patient thinks that he is a lamp, therefore, he often hangs from the ceiling!" the doctor said;“no,you have to pull him down at once; otherwise, he'll die if he falls down."
一家精神病院里，医生走进一个病人的房间，发现病人正吊在天花板上晃来晃去。医生吓坏了，担心病人摔下来一命呜呼，赶紧叫护士把病人拉下来。护士说：¨医生，这个病人每天都认为自己是一盏灯，所以常常把自己吊在天花板上。“医生说：¨不行，你 还是得马上把他拉下来，免得他摔死。
after a pause,the nurse answered: "but the light will go out after i pull him down!"
护士停顿了一下，说：¨可是，如果我把他拉下来，灯不就熄了吗?
