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超短的英语笑话带翻译篇1
Two boys are talking with each other.
两个孩子正在交谈。
"You see, in the old times there were no electricity, no radios, no televisions. How could ourancestors survive?"
“你想，古代没有电，没有收音机，也没有电视。我们的祖先怎么能活着呢?”
"So they all died."
“所以他们都死了。”
超短的英语笑话带翻译篇2
Jenny's papa bought her a pair of new trousers, but it couldn't be worn as it shrank in the wash. Her mother got angry.
詹妮的爸爸给她新买了一条裤子，但刚一下水就缩得不能穿了。她的妈妈非常生气。
But Jenny said. "Mama, I can wear it if you have me a bath."
詹妮却说：“妈妈，你给我洗个澡，我就能穿了。”
超短的英语笑话带翻译篇3
The neighbor often borrowed my inflator.
邻居经常借我家的打气筒。
One day, my four-year-old daughter suddenly told me:"Papa, what shall we do if the air of our inflator is used up?"
有一天，4岁的女儿突然告诉我说：“爸爸，我们的打气筒里面的气用完了怎么办?”
超短的英语笑话带翻译篇4
"Mama, why does the puppy drink the water in the slot?"
“妈妈，小狗为什么要喝水沟里的水?”
"Because it's thirsty."
“因为它渴了。”
"Oh, I know that the puppy has no money to buy coke!"
“噢，我知道了，是小狗没有钱买可乐!”
超短的英语笑话带翻译篇5
Two little boys were looking at an abstract painting in an art shop.
两个小男孩正在一家美术店看一幅抽象画。
"Let's run," said one, "or they say we did it."
“咱们快跑吧，”其中一个男孩说道，“不然他们会说是我们干的。”
