爱华网笑话具有短小精悍、幽默风趣的特点,是一种深受人们喜爱的文体。有些笑话广为流传。人们笑过之后还能掩卷思考,获得一些启迪。下面是小编带来的最简单的英语笑话阅读，欢迎阅读!
最简单的英语笑话阅读篇一
Tooth extraction 拔牙
"I'm sorry, Madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth."
"Twenty dollars! Why, I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!"
"Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office."
“对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”
“20美元!为什么?不是说好只要4美元。”
“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。”
最简单的英语笑话阅读篇二
Why Does the Dog Watch Me Eat? 那狗为什么看着我吃?
Guest1: Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?
Hotel Host2: I can't imagine3, unless4 it's because you have the plate he usually eats from.
客人：你的狗为什么坐在那儿看着我吃饭?
旅馆老板：我想不出，除非是因为你用的是它平时吃饭的盘子。
最简单的英语笑话阅读篇三
Competition 竞赛
Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Jon?
Jon: I won it in a race.
Bill: How many people participated1 in it?
Jon: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!
比尔：你从哪儿弄来的金表，乔?
乔：我赛跑赢的。
比尔：有多少人参加?
乔：三个人，一个警察，手表的主人和我!
最简单的英语笑话阅读篇四
Mistake Her for Snow 误以为是雪
Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night? Last winter she was knocked down by a snow plough.
你听说过那个女孩吗?她那么担心交通安全，总是在晚上穿着一身白衣服。去年冬天，她被一辆铲雪车撞到了。
最简单的英语笑话阅读篇五
The Third Operation 第三次手术
The patient was recovering after an operation. His friend came to visit him and asked how he was getting along.
"Well," the patient began, "after my first operation they had to cut me open again. The doctor had to take out the sponge1 left in me." "But you got over it all right?"
"Oh, yes. Only I had another operation yesterday. They found that they had operated on the wrong part."
"Thank God. You're all right now, though," the friend said encouragingly.
At that time the doctor came in saying, "Has anyone seen my hat around here? I left it somewhere yesterday."
一位病人做完一个手术回到病房，他的朋友来看望他并问他感觉怎么样。
“哎，”这位病人说，“第一次手术后他们又给我开了一刀，因为医生要取出忘在我体内的纱布.”“但是你挺过来了?”
“噢，是的，只是他们昨天又给我开了一刀，因为他们发现开刀开错了地方。”
“感谢上帝，你现在总算没事了 。”朋友安慰他说。
正在这时医生进来说：“谁在这儿看见我的帽子了?我昨天把它忘在什么地方了。”
