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关于万圣节的英语笑话篇一
The Cemetery Shortcut
为抄近路走墓地
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.
万圣节派对过后，两男人图个乐呵，打算抄近路穿过墓地回家。
Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
走到墓地中央时，他们被从迷雾中传来的“答、答、答”声惊吓到了。
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
正当两人害怕得浑身颤抖时，他们看到是个老头拿着铁锤和凿子，在一块墓石上凿着什么。
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
“哇塞，先生，”其中一人喘了口气说，“你把我们吓得半死啊，我们还以为遇上鬼了呢!那么晚了你在这里做什么?”
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"
“那帮白痴!”老头抱怨道，“他们把我名字拼错啦!”
关于万圣节的英语笑话篇二
why did the vampire(吸血鬼) go to the orthodontist(正牙医生)?to improve his bite...
what do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?frostbite...
why do witches use brooms to fly on?because vacuum cleaners(真空吸尘器) are too heavy...
how do witches keep their hair in place while flying?with scare spray...
why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?because they don't have any body to go out with...
what did one ghost say to the other ghost?"do you believe in people?"
what do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?a cereal killer...
why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?they're so wrapped up in themselves...wrapped up in：酷爱
what kind of streets do zombies(蛇神) like the best?dead ends...
what does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?fasten your sheet belts...
what is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?a blood vessel...
what is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?a scareplane...
what type of dog do vampire's like the best?bloodhounds...
what does a vampire never order at a restaurant?a stake sandwich...
what is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?a trombone(长号)...
what do birds give out on halloween night?tweets(小鸟啼叫)...
why do vampires need mouthwash?they have bat breath...
what's a vampire's favorite fast food?a guy with very high blood pressure...
关于万圣节的英语笑话篇三
Into the Church
Three buildings in town were overrun by squirrels—the town hall, the hardware store, and the church. The town hall brought in some cats. But after they tore up all the files, the mayor got rid of the predators, and soon the squirrels were back. The hardware store humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free outside town. But three days later, the squirrels climbed back in. Only the church came up with an effective solution. They baptizedthe squirrels and made them members. Now they see them only on Christmas and Easter.
