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关于短篇英语笑话:Make your fortune
"How did you make your fortune?"
“你是怎么计划你的将来的?”
"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."
“我变成一个富人的合伙人,他有钱,我有经验。”
"How did that help?"
“那有什么用?”
"Now he has the experience and I the money."
“现在他有经验了,我有钱。”
关于短篇英语笑话:Two Birds
两只鸟
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us whichis which?
老师: 这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。
Teacher: Please tell us.
老师:请说说看。
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
关于短篇英语笑话:心不在焉的教授
The absent-minded professor shouted: "Kate, come to the blackboard!"
粗心的教授大声地喊道:“凯特,到黑板前面来!”
Another student says, "Kate is absent, Professor."
另外一个学生说:“教授,凯特没来。”
"Silent! Let Kate speak for herself."
“别说话,让凯特自己讲。”
关于短篇英语笑话:丢失的钱包
A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking inher purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill init. Now there are twenty $1 bills."
一个女人丢了手提包,有一个诚实的小孩捡到后交还给了她。她