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大学英语笑话故事：同一只狗狗
Teacher: Clyde, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
老师: clyde, 你的作文"我的狗狗"里写的东西和你哥哥写得一模一样. 你是不是抄袭了他的?
Clyde : No sir, it’s the same dog.
Clyde: 不是这样的,老师! 我们俩养的是同一只狗狗.
大学英语笑话故事：
慢行的标志
Teacher: Why are you late, Frank?
老师: Frank, 说为什么你迟到了.
Frank : Because of the sign.
Frank: 因为,,因为那个标志.
Teacher: What sign?
老师: 神马标志??
Frank : The one that says “School Ahead, Go Slow”.
Frank: 那个写着,前方是学校, "慢行"的标志...
大学英语笑话故事：中间战术
Three competing store owners rented adjoining(毗连的) shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem(故意的伤害罪，蓄意的破坏) to ensue.
The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, Gigantic Sale! and Super Bargains!
The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, Prices Slashed! and Fantastic Discounts!
The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, ENTRANCE.
三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺，旁观者等着瞧好戏。
右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：大减价!特便宜!
左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：大砍价!大折扣!
中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：入口处。子付帐。“零钱不用找了。”他说。
大学英语笑话故事：钱不用找了
Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar, I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested in buying The Pocket Book of Ogden Nash but claimed it was overpriced at 35 cents. Other paperbacks were selling for ten or 15 cents each.
在教堂的义卖市上卖旧书时，我与一名准备买东西的顾客发生了一场争论。他对购买袖珍奥金.纳什集颇感兴趣，但是说它要三十五美分开价过高。其它的平装书每本才卖十或十五美分。
I pointed out that the book was in good condition. Nash was a fun poet, and it was for a good cause. He said it was a matter of principle. Ultimately, I agreed to sell him the book for 15 cents. Triumphant, he paid with a $10 bill. "Keep the change," he said.
大的美女编辑们我指出这本书保存状况颇好，纳什是个有趣的诗人，这个要价是合理的。他说这是个原则问题。最终，我同意以十五美分的价格将这本书卖给他。他得意洋洋，拿出一张十美元的票子付帐。“零钱不用找了。”他说。
