爱华网运用唱歌、笑话这种形式进行初中英语教学,能够培养学生学习英语的兴趣,让他们在愉快,轻松的氛围中获得知识。下面是小编带来的爆笑到不行的英语笑话大，欢迎阅读!
爆笑到不行的英语笑话大篇一
Peer pressure
同辈的压力
My teen-age son，Chad，and nine of his friends came home one night with newly pierced ears. When his grandmother heard about it，she asked him why he did it.”Peer
pressure," Chad told her.
一天晚上，我十几岁的儿子查理，带着九个朋友回到家，他们都扎了耳朵眼儿。当儿子的奶奶听说了这件事时，她问我儿子为什么要这样做，查理告诉她:“是同辈的压力。”
"You should be a leader instead of a follower，”Grandma said.
奶奶说：“你应该做个领头的，”
"I was,"he replied. "It was my idea.”
“我是个领头的。”他回答说：“这是我的主意。”
爆笑到不行的英语笑话大篇二
Greetings
问候语
As a clerk at a university post office,I was greeting patrons with a "Hello"or "Good morning".When a Spanish exchange student approached the counter，I happened to say,"How's it going?"
作为一个大学邮局里的职员，我总是对那些光顾者这样打招呼“你好”或“早上好”。当一位西班牙的交换学者来到我的柜台时，我偶然这样招呼了一句"How is it going?"
Laying his foreign mail in front of rne，he replied,"Airmail."
他把要寄往外国的邮件放在我面前说:“寄航空。”
爆笑到不行的英语笑话大篇三
.Identification
证明
A woman came into our bank to get a check cashed，but she didn't have an account with us. When I asked her for some identification, she showed me several charge cards，her Social Security card and a library card. I told her we needed a driver's license，but she didri t have one.
一位妇女来到我们银行想兑换一张支票，但她在我们这儿没建立帐户。当我问她要证明材料时，她把社会保险卡、图书卡拿给我看。我告诉她我们要看她的驾驶证，她说她没有。
"Don't you have something with your picture on it?"I asked.
“难道你就没带照片的东西吗?”
"Oh, sure,"she said as she flipped to a family photo in her wallet. "That's me in the back row. "
“噢，有啊，”她边说边从钱包里拿出一张合家照，“站在后排的那个就是我。”
爆笑到不行的英语笑话大篇四
An easy way
轻而易举
Stepping from my kitchen into the garage, I accidentally locked myself out of the house. When I tried to persuade my 18-month-old son，Taylor, to open the door, none of my tactics worked. Finally，I walked around the house to check for an open window. To my amazement，I found the front door open and Taylor standing there with a salesman.
出了厨房我便走进了车库，不留神把门锁给撞上了，把我自己锁在了门外。我那18个月的儿子泰勒在屋里。于走，我在外边千方百计地想让他帮我开门，结果均告失败。最后，我围着房子想找个开着的窗子。令我吃惊的是，前门开着，我的儿子站在门口正与一个推销员在谈话。
"I've been locked out for 20 minutes,"I said. "How did you get him to open the door?"
我对那推销员说:“我被锁在了外边20多分钟，你是怎样让他给你开门的”。
Looking puzzled，the man replied，“I rang the doorbell."
面带惊奇的推销员答说:“我只按了一下门铃。”
爆笑到不行的英语笑话大篇五
Bulletin board
布告栏
My secretary began to post unusual news articles,cartoons and pictures of faraway lands on our office bulletin board. Although she changed the items on a regular basis，no one mentioned her efforts.Eventually she put up a notice stating that she would give one dollar to the first person who read the announcement and informed her about it. Two weeks later, she received her first acknowledgement，a handwritten reply left on her desk:"I just wanted you to know how much I enjoy your interesting bulletin board. The Cleaning Lady.”
我的秘书开始在我们办公室的布告栏里张贴一些奇持的新闻、卡通和风景画等。按时更换，但从未有人提到过她所做出的努力。终于她贴出了一张告示说，谁要是第一个看到她贴的通知，就可以告诉她，那个人就能从她那里得到一美元。两周后，她接到了第一个正式的通知。在她的桌上留着一张字条:“我只想让你知道，我非常喜欢看那有趣的布告栏。清洁工。”
